minor things that make you fume

Probably mentioned this before but paper straws are the worst, had to take a phone call and by the time I got back to my drink it was like sucking on a wet newspaper
 
Probably mentioned this before but paper straws are the worst, had to take a phone call and by the time I got back to my drink it was like sucking on a wet newspaper
Hey, psssst ! ... over here .... shhhhh but between me and you mate, you can actually remove the straw and drink like an adult straight outta the cup.... I know !!! It’s crazy yeah !!! .... keep it between me and you though mate
 
Sorry Captain Sir Tom, but I think I've heard enough of that terrible dirge.
Got R2 on in the background and Michael Ball playing it again.
Radio switched off in double quick time. No more need now. Please?
 

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