minor things that make you fume

Take it from me, this member is not Ashtonian so don’t proceed with this.
I know these are trying times, but I get the feeling you're not...probably with good reason...your usual sunny self just now mate.
(All joking aside) If you need an ear to bend...
If not, well no harm done eh
 
I know these are trying times, but I get the feeling you're not...probably with good reason...your usual sunny self just now mate.
(All joking aside) If you need an ear to bend...
If not, well no harm done eh
I'm sound mate, just saying, this member is not who you thought it was, that's all.
 
Managed a decent surface to air strike earlier in the garden with my lads oversized, made in China, Tennis? Bats?, anyway I’m not sure what they’re meant to be. Came with a massive plastic tennis ball and an oversized shuttlecock. I’ve told my missus not to buy this kind of crap. Anyway, I took down a mini chinook, which turned out to be a coupling of mid air shagging horseflies.
 
Managed a decent surface to air strike earlier in the garden with my lads oversized, made in China, Tennis? Bats?, anyway I’m not sure what they’re meant to be. Came with a massive plastic tennis ball and an oversized shuttlecock. I’ve told my missus not to buy this kind of crap. Anyway, I took down a mini chinook, which turned out to be a coupling of mid air shagging horseflies.
Sorry, just to clarify, things that make you fume: Horseflies.
Also, cheap, crap, plastic, tennis/badminton sets.
 

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