minor things that make you fume

[Methuselah]

People who take ages to leave the house

Visitors or Lodgers?

 

[Groucho]

Morons. Idiots in general.

Specifically, people who should know better. And rude people.

 

[BluePeadar]

Visitors or Lodgers?

my other half , mostly when I am bursting to release King Kongs finger and she is farting around

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Tried to pause my sky sports subscription on line, put in all relevant information, get message " there's a problem please call this number" call number recorded voice saying sorry due to current situation we can't answer your call, couldn't script it.

I know I'm quoting my own post, but I thought I'd pass on an update, still trying no luck, but what do you all think of this, need to contact sky to cancel, as soon as everything is back up and running sky can reinstate my sky automatically without me having to contact them go figure.

 

[Jimishorts]

People who take ages to leave the house

my other half , mostly when I am bursting to release King Kongs finger and she is farting around

So you only leave the house to go for a dump? and you need your other half to be with you?

Confused here tbh.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

my other half , mostly when I am bursting to release King Kongs finger and she is farting around

I take it you mean you are waiting for her to leave the house before you open bomb bay doors.

 

[wainy]

My social media being full of sanctimonious little bell ends who post none stop about this virus.

 

[BluePeadar]

So you only leave the house to go for a dump? and you need your other half to be with you?

Confused here tbh.

Let me clear up this Jobby conundrum for you.
I am baking a beautiful brown trifle and I know its gonna be a lung buster , the wife is due to head out of the house so instead of releasing the chocolate eels when she is there I decide to wait until she has left the house. She farts about the place for what seems like an eternity and all the while Mrs Browns Boys are well and truly at the window.

i also drown the kittens when she is in the house but tis nicer to drop the kids off at the pool in peace

 

[summerisle]

Queue for 20 minutes to get into Sainsbury's to get my mother's prescription, come out and there's no queue.

 

[Wayno]

Playing FM2020 because it’s free at the moment.

Finish my 2nd season in 3rd place and win the league cup with Everton,

Offloaded Sandro, Bolasie, Besic and a few others for nearly £70m and spent the cash on 2 quality CM’s and a couple of young players

The team is gelling amazingly, 20+ goals each for Kean and DCL, Kenny came back from Schalke and is a first teamer, Digne is one of the best players in the world, the players staff and fans are happy.

Comes to the third season and the board set their expectations , and are currently fuming at me and threatening to sack me because I didn’t want to be judged on “effective set pieces”

Either the game is stupid or Moyes has kidnapped Kenwright and is making demands through him

 

[Gwladysover]

People who think that notices do not apply to them. Walking past the local play park this afternoon, which had entrances taped up and notices proclaiming “COVID-19 prevention Do Not Enter” spotted parents and children in there. I despair I really do.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

The missus and daughter walking the 12 year old dog at the park, up comes another mother and daughter with clearly no control of their dog, right on cue it breaks loose of the flexi-lead and bounds towards our dog. The woman said - its ok he's friendly (1st personal fume), my wife caustically responds "what if our isn't - its not ok!" wife then says "get control of your f-ing dog!" the woman says "dont speak like that in front of my daughter(late teens - btw). As the mothers words leave her mouth, the daughter turns to my wife and screams "F-you lady!" ...not really a fume but I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Trying to find an unused ethernet cable in my house. I’ve seen one knocking around thousands of times before but now I actually need one I can’t find it. Typical.

 

[Tea_drinker]

The smug fella with the light scouse accent who makes the phone call on the smart insurance tv advert. And his checked shirt.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Trying to find an unused ethernet cable in my house. I’ve seen one knocking around thousands of times before but now I actually need one I can’t find it. Typical.

Have you tried that drawer in the kitchen?.