minor things that make you fume

[GwladysPhil]

That used to annoy me, now I make a point of asking to sit there. Knowing that they are now fuming more than I was relieves the fume greatly. Especially if you drop a few farts next to them

Haha me too - Or if there's someone standing near it I tell them there's a seat there.

Each time you tell them they always seem annoyed instead of being a bit apologetic.

 

[toffeejack]

Please post the picture

This is a pic of her hair, so you get the jist.... The face can be what you want it to be.

 

[Bungle]

This is a pic of her hair, so you get the jist.... The face can be what you want it to be.

Her facial hair I've assumed?

 

[EvertonCJ]

The first day of November and the first Christmas ads are on telly ( PC World ).

I drove past one of our local shops on October 31st in the evening. All their Christmas lights were up including reindeer and Christmas trees. Ridiculous.

 

[Brendan Janus]

The general public, all tossers !

 

[Gwlacticos]

Just answered a call from a Swindon number on my mobile. ‘We’d just like to ask you a few quick questions about your AA breakdown experience’. (Work van needed new battery about a month ago). I normally shut these calls down straight away, but she caught me a bit off guard, scoffing my sarnies. Six sodding minutes repeating, ‘yes, extremely satisfied’.

 

[LydiateLee]

The word 'ketchup'.

It's so smug and wool. Only wools say ketchup. It's tomato sauce, and even then it's vile.

 

[chrissyjack]

Woman in the shop buying a few bits . Then some fags , “ Can you put £10 on my leccy and gas . “ . Then buys six scratch cards . “ I’ll have a number 5 , 12 , etc “ . Near 10 bloody minutes I’m stood there holding a carton of milk . Just koff will ya

 

[COYBL25]

Her facial hair I've assumed?

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That looks like Harold Shipman, crossed with the Yorkshire Ripper and Rose West.

A serial killer montage lol

 

[COYBL25]

The word 'ketchup'.

It's so smug and wool. Only wools say ketchup. It's tomato sauce, and even then it's vile.

Yanks say ketchup too > Transatlantic wools.

 

[Bungle]

That looks like Harold Shipman, crossed with the Yorkshire Ripper and Rose West.

A serial killer montage lol

The dream team right there, hint of Eddie Murphy in nutty professor as well to bring a bit of light hearted relief to the murderous party.

 

[LydiateLee]

Also, Toby Carvery is not in any way shape or form the 'Home of the Roast'.

It is, however, 'Home of the Chavs with no taste for good food'.

 

[COYBL25]

The dream team right there, hint of Eddie Murphy in nutty professor as well to bring a bit of light hearted relief to the murderous party.

I`m also seeing the former poster @Ashtonian in there too.

He`d bore everyone to death, so no need for murder.

 

[neil999]

I`m also seeing the former poster @Ashtonian in there too.

He`d bore everyone to death, so no need for murder.

i'll never forgive @Bungle for bullying him off the forum, what joyful threads he created

 

[COYBL25]

i'll never forgive @Bungle for bullying him off the forum, what joyful threads he created

He was unique, I`ll give him that.