minor things that make you fume

[Nymzee]

The thing is there’s two other toilets in the house he can use. He moves out next month thankfully.

Break all toilets and then go on holiday.

 

[Connor]

When temporary traffic lights turn red on the car in front of you and instead of just following the chain of cars going through they just slam on.

Red means stop??????

How did you pass your test Nymz????????????????

 

[GwladysBlue]

That video doing the rounds on Twitter of them hunters shooting an elephant dead as its herd try to protect each other. It’s absolutely heartbreaking.

I hope them hunters die the most painful death possible.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

People on planes sitting in front of you, rapidly reclining their seat into your knees for no reason

 

[COYBL25]

Going for a poo in any public toilet (grim I know).

The door is clearly locked, so why are you trying to turn the handle... multiple times?

I even had a knocker yesterday, just go away ffs.

They may have just been after a friendly bum ?

 

[LydiateLee]

When you hold a door open for someone and they just walk past you like the rude piece of pond life they are.

 

[chrismpw]

Going for a poo in any public toilet (grim I know).

The door is clearly locked, so why are you trying to turn the handle... multiple times?

I even had a knocker yesterday, just go away ffs.

Jesus mate, how long have you been in there? You need to go see a doctor.

 

[WA Toffee]

People on planes sitting in front of you, rapidly reclining their seat into your knees for no reason

stop snorting, pigman

 

[WA Toffee]

The tw@t sitting behind and across from me on the plane snorting like a pig. I can see serviettes on your tray table, blow your freaking nose.
I wish he was directly behind me so I could rapidly recline my seat into his knees.

He has now stopped, and I didnt even have to do the rapid recline

 

[evertondotcom]

They may have just been after a friendly bum ?

My reputation proceeds me.

Jesus mate, how long have you been in there? You need to go see a doctor.

A matter of minutes mate, bang bang bang on the door. Just f off!

 

[Nymzee]

Red means stop??????

How did you pass your test Nymz????????????????

You can still follow through, it's safe, don't slow me down on my journey home to the toilet.

 

[davids]

When you hold a door open for someone and they just walk past you like the rude piece of pond life they are.

One of the easiest ways to insult a woman now.

 

[summerisle]

One of the easiest ways to insult a woman now.

Or, would you like a man size tissue ,love.

 

[Parker]

Or, would you like a man size tissue ,love.

Absolutely ridiculous that. I hate all of those "my kid said something dead intelligent that they obviously didn't say" tweets. When I was that kids age I was obsessed with Dinosaurs not the politics behind feminism and equality.

 

[davids]

Absolutely ridiculous that. I hate all of those "my kid said something dead intelligent that they obviously didn't say" tweets. When I was that kids age I was obsessed with Dinosaurs not the politics behind feminism and equality.

I'm offended by your offence.