minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

Ah, the utility vehicle of choice.

Room for wheelchairs, walking sticks, those tartan rugs arl fellas have on the back seat and a few bags of groceries.
Great motor the Berlingo.

 

[AdamEFC]

Everyone I sit near in work normally works from home on a Friday. I tend to come in smash my work and then get an early dart.

Well no early dart this week because one utter helmet who is deffo a grass has been off sick all week and decided to comeback today, so I've got to sit here till 4.

 

[Toast]

Everyone I sit near in work normally works from home on a Friday. I tend to come in smash my work and then get an early dart.

Well no early dart this week because one utter helmet who is deffo a grass has been off sick all week and decided to comeback today, so I've got to sit here till 4.

Get a mate to ring you and just give it the slips.

 

[degsy]

Everyone I sit near in work normally works from home on a Friday. I tend to come in smash my work and then get an early dart.

Well no early dart this week because one utter helmet who is deffo a grass has been off sick all week and decided to comeback today, so I've got to sit here till 4.

work from home - biggest con ever. The only reason bosses put up with it is so they can do it too.

 

[AdamEFC]

work from home - biggest con ever. The only reason bosses put up with it is so they can do it too.

Yeah I could do it on Fridays if I wanted but I just know for a fact I'd do anything but work and have more to do the next week if I worked from home.

 

[degsy]

bought a bottle of wine, put it on the front seat, then decided if I have to jam on the brakes it could fall off, so I put it on the floor.
and I did have to jam on, so it rolled forward and then back and smashed on the metal seat slider bracket.

 

[Toast]

bought a bottle of wine, put it on the front seat, then decided if I have to jam on the brakes it could fall off, so I put it on the floor.
and I did have to jam on, so it rolled forward and then back and smashed on the metal seat slider bracket.

Get yourself a Berlingo mate.
Got wine bottle holders and everything.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Room for wheelchairs, walking sticks, those tartan rugs arl fellas have on the back seat and a few bags of groceries.
Great motor the Berlingo.

I've remembered another one. Suzuki Wagon R. Horrible things.

 

[lancs blue]

bought a bottle of wine, put it on the front seat, then decided if I have to jam on the brakes it could fall off, so I put it on the floor.
and I did have to jam on, so it rolled forward and then back and smashed on the metal seat slider bracket.

don't use yer brakes

 

[LydiateLee]

Alan Brazil eating during his show on Talksport.

Why can't the fat, red-faced, smug dumpling wait until the break to swill toast around his mouth?

The gluttonous grotesque alcy.

 

[Ollie d]

Women with no sense of humour, especially when they're one of those 'yummy mummies' crew.

I like yummy mummies with no morals, they can stick their sense of humour mate...

 

[tommytowne]

I like yummy mummies with no morals, they can stick their sense of humour mate...

Whilst on this subject, a belated thank you to the poster who suggested a peep at Mumsnet to gauge how mucky the so called fairer sex can be.

 

[Gouldy]

Women with no sense of humour, especially when they're one of those 'yummy mummies' crew.

Reminded me of this:

 

[lancs blue]

love island. wtf?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

love island. wtf?

Some absolute tosh on the telly lately.