2017/18 Michael Keane

gianthogweed · May 5, 2018

He staggers about like a drunk in orthopedic shoes and when he turns there is a beeping noise

Minimeister · May 5, 2018

58 million for him and Bolasie........ Let's just get 10 million for the pair and clear out the absolute garbage the sooner the better. Makes every striker he plays against look like Messi.

COYBL25 · May 5, 2018

ilikecheese said:
He's not very good.

Looks like a division 2 player, who by mistake has somehow found himself in the Premier League.

Up there with greats like Per Koldrup and Bolasie, for being an utter waste of money.

Paul E · May 5, 2018

Terrible buy. One of many

Brownie · May 5, 2018

Good in the air, good eye for a pass, unfortunately missing possibly the key component of being a top level footballer: being able to move around.

dannyboy · May 6, 2018

For a centre half to allow players to glide past him the way he does is embarrassing. I'd be happy to see the end of him this summer but doubtlessly he will be staying.

PeregrineT · May 6, 2018

Its funny to see everyone on here blasting Keane for what was first Baines fault and then Funes-Mori's, leaving 2 wide open players in the box that Keane had to try and cover.

As if he doesnt have enough to criticize about him, but hey, its more fun to confirm your biases.

technojoe · May 6, 2018

He is a big load of rubbish an i want him out.

maccavennie · May 6, 2018

Another absolutely dreadful performance

He literally has no awareness of what's going on around him.

For me he's been the most disappo8nting signing and that's saying something when Klassen has only managed about 6 minutes worth of togger

nsno-chris · May 6, 2018

3rd our the door please
Yannick “jarg rapper” Wanchope
Gylfi Strollsaroundson
Whippet catcher Keane

Diabolical defender

streeky · May 6, 2018

He was terrible yesterday, but puting Funes Mori next to him was like a double wammy. Never play those 2 together again, or we will go down next season.