2022/23 Michael Keane

[nsno-chris]

Be a glorious day when this utter charlatan is not associated with this club

 

[Carlito]

Nearly gave one away when he inexplicably took the ball off Godfrey's head.

It feels like you always lose spinning the Keane roulette, so it was nice to escape unscathed today.

 

[4737carlin]

@Zatara

 

[Goat]

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@Zatara

Is he high?

 

[4737carlin]

Is he high?

Keane? 6 feet 2.016 inches high.

 

[Zatara]

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@Zatara

Pick one:

1: He's now being ghosted by Southgate after sending him this and leaving countless voice messages

2: If i open the link my phone will explode

3: Shearer didnt watch the game

 

[Zatara]

Is he high?

Theres probably a good 4" of his pointing at the sky after seeing that.

Give him 24 hours and he'll have added it to his resume.

 

[Furey1878]

He played well against Palace, marshaled Eduoard very well.

Has had a few mistakes in him in recent games (and in his whole Everton career tbf) but hoping we can just get a consistent run for a few games now.

Like it or not, we need him as there is nothing to suggest Dyche will play Mina and I'd still take Keane over any of Coady, Godfrey or Holgate at centre-half.

 

[maccavennie]

Fella is an absolute tool with the ball at his feet

 

[heatmeiser]

Loved seeing him cower away from the shot that Pickford saved for the goal. Quality stuff as ever

 

[heatmeiser]

lol lol

 

[heatmeiser]

lol lol

 

[MikeH72]

Remember when @chicoazul went round vaulting people after he scored against Spurs hahahahahaha

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Take English (and Irish) language cannot articulate how €hit you are.

Please retire. Until you do, for some obscure tax related reason the gangsters want you to rock up.

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

could not be any more befitting of this everton side, absolutely rubbish with not even a threat of having a backbone