2021/22 Michael Keane

[ProZ]

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his kit already
Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs

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It was sound until you said on the surface he looks calm and ready.

 

[Nymzee]

Knew he was going to have a bad night when his first pass was a lobbed left footed hoof straight into the crowd. Somehow.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Take him out the back and just end his suffering already

 

[Zatara]

I wonder what wages his contract extension puts him on?

 

[messymascot]

For me Keane and Holgate are both 4th choice CBs. Holgate is more versatile so he's the one I would keep. I'm disappointed with Keane as I thought he'd turned a corner earlier in the year. Unfortunately he's turned back round the corner. He is shot mentally and unfortunately it will only get worse with every mistake now the crowds are back.

 

[Eggs]

I wonder what wages his contract extension puts him on?

….lots, prepare yourself because he’s here for the duration.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Exactly what you dont want a a center back. Soft, mistake prone, cant make decisions. And above all this is not a poor streak of form. It has been his career overall. The odd good streak of good form is rare and never maintained.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

It was sound until you said on the surface he looks calm and ready.

Correct; everytime he receives the ball I hide behind the couch.

 

[blueconverse]

Is it not embarrassing to be at Everton for 4 years, a first teamer who is 28 and not be captain in a league cup game with mostly squad or newish players?

 

[Street end man]

Is it not embarrassing to be at Everton for 4 years, a first teamer who is 28 and not be captain in a league cup game with mostly squad or newish players?

Rafael's alternative to making him write 500 lines saying "I must not keep playing for the opposing team and will pass to blue shirts in future whilst trying to run a bit faster" A good ploy

 

[Frenk]

Not even a year since he signed a new 5 year contract.

Defender Keane Signs New Five-Year Everton Contract

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Weren’t there some here celebrating this?

 

[Frenk]

I’ll give him this, he’s very keen.

 

[brieverton]

I don't think he should start games, but his form and mental fragility does tend to fluctuate a bit so have to hope he can recover again to some extent.

He will have to endure a spell on the bench, and see what happens in the longer-term.

For me he is strictly a reserve player.

 

[Zatara]

Astonishing that hes not in the England squad

Will he call Southgate again I wonder...

 

[zukai12_]

Excited to see how he handles Ronaldo