Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[jazzy]

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Managed to assemble a dinner while drunk.

Yes, it’s massive.

Yes, I ate it all.

Yes, it was so good that if I was faced with it again I’d have a right good crack at it.

One of the best things of Xmas dinners is having s 2nd plate

 

[fandjango]

Have a fabulous time Anj x

Gotta love great knives Anj

 

[fandjango]

Listen, mate, if you’ve got a problem with novelty spatulas then you’ve got a problem with me.

That’s a Sherry Bantz

 

[fandjango]

One of the best things of Xmas dinners is having s 2nd plate

Only 2 ?

 

[fandjango]

Gracias amigo. Xx

How is the weather your way? And is Santa back to the shed? ?

It’s ruddy chucking down buckets of rain here

 

[Sassy Colombian]

You have to guess what the hole is for -and remember it is Christmas .

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If it didn’t have the hole I would have guessed it is a spanking tool, but I’m now at a loss. Please enlighten us!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

It’s ruddy chucking down buckets of rain here

That’s more reasons to have another glass of wine, not that you need an excuse xx

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I am so full I can barely move. There is tons of food left. Could have fed a small army. Have frozen some ham and turkey for soup at a later date. Plenty left for tomorrow though. Baileys going down nicely, haven't managed any pud yet. Was hoping to stay up and watch The Ashes tonight. Can't see that happening!

 

[fandjango]

That’s more reasons to have another glass of wine, not that you need an excuse xx

I’m drinking a cup of tea and watching tv guapa
Enough booze now

 

[Barnfred 55]

It’s a pass the parcel sprout for the kids. Can confirm it’s far less stressful than watching Everton

What? The loser get's the sprout? lol

I love sprouts on my Christmas dinner.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Ahhh thank you guys merry Christmas

How were the posh pigs in blankets ?

 

[jazzy]

I am so full I can barely move. There is tons of food left. Could have fed a small army. Have frozen some ham and turkey for soup at a later date. Plenty left for tomorrow though. Baileys going down nicely, haven't managed any pud yet. Was hoping to stay up and watch The Ashes tonight. Can't see that happening!

Why torture yourself anj?

 

[jazzy]

@Barnfred 55 how was the lunch with the neighbours?
Stuffed I'm hoped

 

[Barnfred 55]

Not yet I believe he is out with @Barnfred 55 but cannot confirm it as there is no reindeer left here .The weather is -9°c and sunny .Have a great day .

I can confirm that Santa left at least 3 hours ago a and all reindeers were counted in and counted out. No curries on Christmas day

 

[jazzy]

@Terrarian how was your day mate?