Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[peteblue]

A Tory too I understand. It's the only thing about her I don't like

I always wondered why I was drawn to her……

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Armaghtoffee]

We need to talk about St Helen’s.

Isn’t the accent kinda Scouse/kinda Manc? He saw one of my lads Everton top first day in our holiday hotel and came over to invite them to play football with his grandkids later on. Lovely gesture but he was surprised we weren’t Scouse.

My kids hadn’t a clue what he was saying and they are well used to Scouse. He struggled with me and that normally doesn’t happen in Liverpool. I thought he was Yorkshire myself but then after meeting various members of his family they all had a similar accent and all struggled with me.

Too many Pina Coladas for me or is the St Helen’s accent a breed apart?

 

[Rita_Poon]

We need to talk about St Helen’s.

Isn’t the accent kinda Scouse/kinda Manc? He saw one of my lads Everton top first day in our holiday hotel and came over to invite them to play football with his grandkids later on. Lovely gesture but he was surprised we weren’t Scouse.

My kids hadn’t a clue what he was saying and they are well used to Scouse. He struggled with me and that normally doesn’t happen in Liverpool. I thought he was Yorkshire myself but then after meeting various members of his family they all had a similar accent and all struggled with me.

Too many Pina Coladas for me or is the St Helen’s accent a breed apart?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Please declare any conflicts of interest here Ms Poon.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Please declare any conflicts of interest here Ms Poon.

There's a ton of stuff on rolling boil on the hobs, all sorts of accusations and lingering doubt, there's a litany of St Helens stuff on here if you look, it sure aint pretty...

 

[Armaghtoffee]

There's a ton of stuff on rolling boil on the hobs, all sorts of accusations and lingering doubt, there's a litany of St Helens stuff on here if you look, it sure aint pretty...

There wasn’t much gelling to be fair after the first engagement. I suspect Granda was bladdered then and me lacking my own subtitles proved to be a barrier.

 

[Rita_Poon]

There wasn’t much gelling to be fair after the first engagement. I suspect Granda was bladdered then and me lacking my own subtitles proved to be a barrier.

Not fancy the universal medium of dance?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Not fancy the universal medium of dance?

Michael Flatley humiliated me last time.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Michael Flatley humiliated me last time.

He's buried more than cholera to be fair to him. An unlucky punt there. Who had the most impressive kicks? Flatters or big bad webbed fingers from St Helens?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

He's buried more than cholera to be fair to him. An unlucky punt there. Who had the most impressive kicks? Flatters or big bad webbed fingers from St Helens?

His tattoos acted as my first poolside reading material.

 

[Rita_Poon]

His tattoos acted as my first poolside reading material.

War and Peace or Spot the dog?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

War and Peace or Spot the dog?

More pics than words. Lots more.

My inner Robert Langdon deduced a former squaddie.

 

[Rita_Poon]

More pics than words. Lots more.

My inner Robert Langdon deduced a former squaddie.

So did you find wally or did he 'find' you?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

So did you find wally or did he 'find' you?

I never introduce myself to anyone with tattoos.

This has stood me well.