Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

It doesn't look good at all, and what's worse is I've just tripped and caught one of my toes on the door frame. It looks as if I've broken my toe.
Even worse mate. I was lying on the sunbed and as I was getting up I kicked the table next to me and knocked my cocktail over.. I'd only just poured it too. When I checked on the score we'd just conceded, about the exact same time I knocked over my cocktail. A bad omen. We're doomed.



Hope your toe isn't broken Phil.
 

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