Merry Christmas Blues 💙🎄

[maccavennie]

hope all you fat messes who spill your dinner all over you have had a good day

I can't even roll over mate ive eaten that much. Im just a slob of mess lying on my bed thinking about how much food I've eaten

 

[matty1878]

I can't even roll over mate ive eaten that much. Im just a slob of mess lying on my bed thinking about how much food I've eaten

crying here at you

“your eyes to big for your belly porky”

 

[maccavennie]

crying here at you

“your eyes to big for your belly porky”

I've just rolled off the bed, rolled down the stairs, rolled into the kitchen, found the spare meat and had a bit more mate. I've now rolled to the living room and will have a little 10 minute break before rolling to another part of my mansion

 

[matty1878]

I've just rolled off the bed, rolled down the stairs, rolled into the kitchen, found the spare meat and had a bit more mate. I've now rolled to the living room and will have a little 10 minute break before rolling to another part of my mansion

so you’ve bubble wrapped yourself

just not your mouth

 

[maccavennie]

so you’ve bubble wrapped yourself

just not your mouth

I've wrapped myself in bacon matty, I'm a portable pig in blanket atm

 

[matty1878]

I've wrapped myself in bacon matty, I'm a portable pig in blanket atm

oh my god

snack and roll aye i like it

 

[TexanToffee]

Bless my mom's heart. She bought me an Everton book but didn't realize the whole thing was written by AI

The cover also kills me

 

[Bez2k2k]

Happy Christmas everyone. I hope it’s been better than mine as I have spend all day locked in a room with vomit and diahorrea, unbelievable.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Just got back from my festivities. I can tell for certain that I've trimmed down from last year as I couldn't even tolerate the thought of getting seconds - not even more pigs in blankets!

Just having a stiff drink now.

Oh, and I completely avoided the King's speech. Result!

 

[BrendanGOT]

Happy Christmas blues have a good one!

 

[Swartzy]

Just got home, seriously bloated and absolutely hanging !!

What the hell was i thinking opening the windows before heading out ..

 

[matty1878]

your all fattys

the end

 

[Drico]

First fight of the day, it was a good one, Lads got a ps5 and FC26, war over who got to be Everton, until they realized Everton could play Everton.. First console in the house so they are complete beginners 0-0 draw, Both Pickfords had great games.

Typical Moyes. Takes the draws instead of winning and losing.

 

[Benno]

Merry Christmas everyone!
As usual, my sweet tooth has let me down and tomorrow’s weigh‑in doesn’t come with a rehydration clause.

The kids were on FC26 earlier and Everton somehow managed to lose 4–1 to Newcastle again. Gordon was roundly booed by the Hill Dickinson virtual faithful, which felt about right.

Currently enjoying a spot of Blackadder and looking forward to three points at Burnley.

uTFT

 

[summerisle]

Had chestnuts today, I absolutely love 'em, they seem nowadays to have gone out of fashion, a bit like carol singers.