Massive outbreak of swine flu in London

GrandOldTeam · May 8, 2009

At least 40,000 new cases have been reported since Yesterday, with Chelsea fans particularly affected, reporting waking up feeling pig sick following their sides elimination from the Champions League.

bar-bum-bum.

Rugby Toffee · May 8, 2009

my Sat nave must be playing up....every time I go near West London it says 2 mins from ROME !!!

NeoNaoNeo · May 8, 2009

Rugby Toffee said:
my Sat nave must be playing up....every time I go near West London it says 2 mins from ROME !!!

Like it.

The Esk · May 8, 2009

Police have confirmed that two Premiership footballers have had their houses burgled last night.

Ryan Giggs lost:
2 Champions League medals
10 Premiership medals
5 FA Cup medals
2 World Club Champions medals
8 Charity Shield medals
1 Super cup medal
And 2 League Cup medals.

At the same time Emannuel Adebayor has lost a kettle and a toaster

Welton Toffee · May 8, 2009

GrandOldTeam said:
At least 40,000 new cases have been reported since Yesterday, with Chelsea fans particularly affected, reporting waking up feeling pig sick following their sides elimination from the Champions League.

bar-bum-bum.

*resists temptation to neg rep....

AustrianToffee · May 8, 2009

God how I loved to see Cheat$ki getting battered by the ref and Barca. Hopefully they kick out MoanU at the finals.

McBain · May 9, 2009

Thought I had Swine flu there for a minute, turns out Ive got tonsillitis.

I hate gargling salt water.

Gazdalf · May 9, 2009

Rugby Toffee said:
my Sat nave must be playing up....every time I go near West London it says 2 mins from ROME !!!

I love the old jokes. should have checked me out 3 days ago on facebook.

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Gazdalf · May 9, 2009

Here we go then.

I am pig sick of of these swine flu jokes.

I woke up the other day with rashers, but the doctor gave me some oinkment

I phoned the NHS swine flu helpline, no one answered, all I got was crackling down the line

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