Marcel Brands

Spadge Vernacular

Player Valuation: £35m
If Brands does not have full control of footballing matters then the DOF role exists in title only.

It would be fascinating to get a warts and all view of what has been going on should he be given the boot and not shackled to an NDA or some form of severance agreement with non-disparagement provisions.


Player Valuation: £50m
Arguing his case with Mr Shouty last night.

The brass necked 'kin fraud.

The board and him are THAT far removed from reality.
I’ve argued with you over brands for years but tbh I think your right. Still think he can’t fully do his job but he part of the problem


Player Valuation: £60m
I don't know who Brands was criticising last night when he said "its not only the players" in response to the fella saying that everyone was crap. He's an embarrassment whichever way he meant it. He was either saying that there's morons in the boardroom ruining the club (which we all knew anyway) or he meant the fans.

If he meant the former then he's a balless, mercenary that knows there's nothing to be done with certain higher-ups around the club but is happy to keep his peace so long as the money keeps coming. If that's the case then he's an even bigger part of the problem then I thought because he's not just an idiot, he's an enabler to the morons destroying us.

If its the latter (which I hope for his sake that it isn't) then he's just a knobhead. A certifiable moron that should be allowed outside in public without a carer.


Player Valuation: £5m
Love brands to go, blokes a fraud. Been here years and you can count on your testes the number of decent players.

Paid a fortune and no one knows what he does
Sorting contracts and negotiating deals is about all the clout he has . Moshiri and every manager moshiri has appointed do the rest .

Welcome to GrandOldTeam

Registration is simple and free. Get involved.

Everton Mishmash
Check It Out!
Support GOT
With A Subscription
Goodison Park Print
Order Now
Holy Trinity
Order Now
Legends of Goodison Park
Order Now!
Shop with Amazon
+ Support GrandOldTeam
Everton Shirts
Order Now
Everton Mishmash Jigsaw
Order Now
Match Day Print
Goodison Park
Under The Lights
AdBlock Detected

Adblocking on an Everton fan site is kopite behaviour! ;)

We understand and appreciate why you use Ad-blocking software, but we ask that you kindly consider disabling your Ad-block for GrandOldTeam. We're a fan site ran by fans, for fans. GrandOldTeam costs over £7,000 per year and we rely on our ad revenue to keep the site sustainable. We work hard to ensure our ads aren't instrusive. If you can't or don't wish to disable your Ad-block, please consider upgrading your account for the cost of a pint a month here. Thank You.

I've Disabled AdBlock    No Thanks