Manic depressive Evertonians who can’t go 10 minutes without either packing for Europe or sacking the manager and the entire squad

What’s the deal?

  • Too much ale and lemo

    Votes: 11 32.4%
  • Desperate for attention from strangers on an anonymous online forum

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • Have to be the toppest Top Bloo that ever Top Blooed

    Votes: 2 5.9%
  • Seriously though, what’s their deal?

    Votes: 6 17.6%
  • Cheese toast etc.

    Votes: 8 23.5%

  • Total voters
    34
A few people have found the wisdom to accept Everton’s midtable mediocrity (for now). But most very clearly have not. This poll seeks to understand the reason why.
All for ambition...but what else can we do. We play as well as could have been. We were a bit unlucky, but the reality is that this squad is mid table at best. I am just praying to keep our top players (Branthwaite, KDH, garner and ndiaye) over the summer.
 
When the thread title is nearly as long as the opening post...

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I've a feeling it's a similar sort of set of urges that makes folk seek out simple solutions and platitudes from public figures such as Trump or Farage.

Society has collectively lost its ability to handle set backs or long term thinking.

MOYLES OUT! Mmmm Europe. MOYLES OUT!
Are you suggesting there a link between the staunchest Moyes haters and “gets what Tommy is saying” buddy?
 
I think it’s probably a reflection of how adults handle disappointment. Magnified by how much of your self worth you put into the Everton soccer team.

It’s intriguing stuff.
Quite.

Placing all your personal happiness on the shoulders of 11 men,in pyjamas trying to shepherd a ball into an outdoor cupboard is never going to end well.
 

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