Loving everton is like having an alcoholic for a father

[Lineker]

He says he'll show up for your birthday....

Apologies to Jim Rome

 

[chrismpw]

I'm pretty sure that being lumbered with an alcoholic family member is worse.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm pretty sure that being lumbered with an alcoholic family member is worse.

An alcoholic Evertonian family member to boot. Jesus wept.

 

[zebedee]

Thought we were all alcoholics over the last few yrs tbh. If not your on the bleach not a win win either way

 

[cooperman]

I've always likened it to an abusive partner

Promising you things will get better all the time but destroying you bit by bit

 

[Harryflashman]

I've always likened it to an abusive partner

Promising you things will get better all the time but destroying you bit by bit

And every time we believe they’ve changed

 

[bullybeef]

The club might as well have been run by alcoholics.

It would probably have resulted in the same pitiful mess but at least there would have been some great piss ups!

 

[degsy]

Can't see this lasting

 

[Brennan]

I’m assuming this sounded funny in your head.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'll ask em later...

 

[The binman chronicles]

I would say you can get jovial alcoholics though that just cause themselves self destruction through health and bad decisions, in our instance they would be the opposite that just lay into you for slightly looking at them the wrong way. You're just left wondering what you've done to deserve this.

 

[Rob17896]

I'm pretty sure that being lumbered with an alcoholic family member is worse.

Everton don't upset your mum as much and are never late for tea.

 

[witchdoc187]

I'm pretty sure that being lumbered with an alcoholic family member is worse.

I was just thinking I'm an alcoholic father and I always attend birthdays.

 

[d0rk]

Tasteless. This probably seemed like a good take when you posted it, but I can assure you it's neither funny nor clever.

 

[Paul Rideout]

I can’t write what I would like to here… but just know the person in this EFC simile can either be a priest or a scout master