Don't know if you listened to the Sky Commentators today [no idea who they were] but it sounded to me like both of them had just sucked Gerarards Cock just before kickoff...
Commentator - "And Gerard majestically sweeps up that threat from Everton, driving down the field in typical Gerard fashion...
Back Up Commentator - That was clear goal there for Everton, but remember the goal that was incorrectly disallowed in the Derby at Goodison - What goes around comes around...
What absolute pricks...