Licking Your Plate In Public.

Alio · October 3, 2012

carlos21 said:
ha alio how are you today mate

I'll be a lot better when I get back from the Chip Shop, Carlo. Hope you're good.

I won't be licking any plates before you ask! (y)

heatmeiser · October 3, 2012

EFC David said:
There is no bone's in it, once they have removed the bones the shape it in to a square before battering it.

It's not quite that really though, is it?

It's mainly connective tissue, lips and arseholes, shaped into a square and battered.

Ming.**

** I would totally eat 3 after a night out.

Bigmaclad · October 3, 2012

If you think of 'licking my plate' as an euphanism then this thread becomes hilarious

formerly manx toffee · October 3, 2012

formerly manx toffee said:
I thought that "licking the plate" was a euphemism.

I'm in the wrong thread

Bigmaclad said:
If you think of 'licking my plate' as an euphanism then this thread becomes hilarious

You know I don't like it when you ignore me.

blaggerblue · October 3, 2012

malcson said:
Licking the plate is wrong - ANYWHERE!

An exs son used to lick everything of his plate and she would look at me with an 'aint he cute' smile and i would smile back but inside i wanted to vomit and shove his face in it!!!!.......its ok im seeking help.

Kurt. · October 3, 2012

blaggerblue said:
An exs son used to lick everything of his plate and she would look at me with an 'aint he cute' smile and i would smile back but inside i wanted to vomit and shove his face in it!!!!.......its ok im seeking help.

Rest assured mate... i would help you

to shove the little feckers head in it.

canuckblue · October 4, 2012

My grandad licked his plate all the time. Mind you, it was the upper plate for his dentures.

Royal Blue Jersey · October 4, 2012

EFC David said:
Went to the chippy near my work as I had nothing to do until 1, anyhoo their was a family their(mother and 3 sons all of whom should be at school) and the mother licked the plate.In public.I dread to think how the kids will turn out.

P.S If anyones intrested she had 2 portions of chips and more or less a bottle of ketchup.

P.P.S I had a king rib supper and a mug of black coffee, fancied something diffrent for a change.

I don't even lick the plate at home, ****ing disgusting. Although my mother did it and I turned out ok.

WA Toffee · October 4, 2012

EFCNIK said:
Do you know what else winds me up? People who 'suck' their food. Honestly I've only seen it in my north western mates. Noodles, spaghetti, pretty much anything that can drip...they suck it up really loudly. It's ****ing rank. You can suck food up silently ffs. You dont need to make a big ssshhwwwwpppppp sound. Minging.

Totally agree, I hate hearing people eat.
And another one is my teenage nephew who eats without lifting his arm off the table. Picks up food in his fork, lifts it about 2 inches above the plate then brings his head down to grab it.