Lewis Holtby

[Goat]

Haha, I like goat though, he's like a cheapo over-inflated sex doll based on Damon that a meth riddled tramp couldn't get off a car pump in time

Erm what?

Anyway, interestin Lewis Holtby fact.

He once said his Dad supported Everton.

 

[Aidey9]

from twatter

Football Agent â€￾@FootballAgent49
Just had an interesting text, Lewis Holtby is close to a move to Everton. Schalke need to sell as his contract expires next summer.


Agent King â€￾@FootyAgentKing
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and Lewis Holtby could BOTH be on their way to opposite sides of merseyside..bids accepted for both players #EFC #LFC

Seriously mate, as much as a lot of us would love it, these 2 "agents" talk absolute bollox!.

 

[orchard]

Erm what?

Anyway, interestin Lewis Holtby fact.

He once said his Dad supported Everton.

Trying to help you out mate.

Cheers for the factoid

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

lad. Have you seen the fookin size of goat? He swerves and the planet tips on its axis lad. Swerve telling goat to swerve lad.
Twitter is sh1te.
Everton stuff n that.

I just got mistaken for MG...

 

[Connor]

Another Holtby rumour ? I'd love if it was true like.
The lads class.

 

[tommye]

Haha, I like goat though, he's like a cheapo over-inflated sex doll based on Damon that a meth riddled tramp couldn't get off a car pump in time

there is nothing cheap about goat. His holes are lined with velvet.

 

[tommye]

I just got mistaken for MG...

i do apologise. I'm half pissed, half stoned, sat by a campfire in the middle of freezing cold devon. Speed reading in the great outdoors was never my strong point!

 

[Goat]

i do apologise. I'm half pissed, half stoned, sat by a campfire in the middle of freezing cold devon. Speed reading in the great outdoors was never my strong point!

Jealous lad.

 

[tommye]

Jealous lad.

just poured a wee dram of dalwhinnie. Another couple of logs on the fire and a fresh fat one. Bliss.

 

[Christiffa25]

I wouldn't base anything on any football agent rumours on twitter. Anyhow them guys have 3 days left and they will all be gone!

On holtby would love to get him. Would finish us off nicely in midfield, can play anywhere accross midfield inc DCM at a push...very versatile. I would be suprised if moyes isn't watching/keeping tabs on him!

Could very well be a case of next summers target tho... Into the last year of contract with a shot at CL footy this year. Wouldn't be suprised if it didn't suit everyone best to wait till a free transfer next summer.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

just poured a wee dram of dalwhinnie. Another couple of logs on the fire and a fresh fat one. Bliss.

Enjoy mate rep from me purely for the thought - nice one

 

[vieri]

Lewis Holtby will stay with Schalke . He's going to play CHL football with Schalke this season and he's been a regular in the team throughout pre season and the start of the season . I think he would love to play for us , but ultimately it's a business decision and everton would have to make a strong bid to sign him next summer when Holtby will be a highly coveted free agent.

 

[toffeemax]

Anything that 'footballagent' says on twitter can be taken with a pinch of salt.

 

[USAtoffee12]

Lewis Holtby will stay with Schalke . He's going to play CHL football with Schalke this season and he's been a regular in the team throughout pre season and the start of the season . I think he would love to play for us , but ultimately it's a business decision and everton would have to make a strong bid to sign him next summer when Holtby will be a highly coveted free agent.

If playing with Shalke in the CL is so enticing, then why is Huntelaar so interested in playing for the RS?

 

[Nails]

Never seen this guy play, except on FIFA12. Much like 75% of people posting.