Kings Dock Scheme?

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AusTekkaz

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Hey lads, after this Elstone letter i heard the Kings Dock Scheme come up a fair bit, i have no idea what it is and what it meant for the club. Wondered if some holy enlightened one could fill me in?

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The King's Dock was going to be an awards ceremony held by the members of GOT with the winner being crowned The King and given full rights to the Docks in Liverpool, including a pardon from the law should one be caught bumming anywhere in the vescinity. Afterwards the plan was to have a party, all of us dressed in pink thongs and nothing else, with copius amounts of alcohol and MDMA. Confirmed acts to appear were The Scissor Sisters and forum member ChicoAzul performing a special mating ritual native to his homeland. Sadly none of this came to fruition as Mr.Kenwright didn't fully believe we were gay enough and thus we have been trying to prove otherwise ever since.
 
It was the point when Kenwright first stabbed the club in the back by declining a plan that would have seen us in a state of the art stadium on a world heriage site just so he could retain his strangle hold on the club.
 
davek said:
It was the point when Kenwright first stabbed the club in the back by declining a plan that would have seen us in a state of the art stadium on a world heriage site just so he could retain his strangle hold on the club.
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wonder whatever happenned to that ringfenced money, 30 million knocking about somewere?
 

EFCNIK said:
The King's Dock was going to be an awards ceremony held by the members of GOT with the winner being crowned The King and given full rights to the Docks in Liverpool, including a pardon from the law should one be caught bumming anywhere in the vescinity. Afterwards the plan was to have a party, all of us dressed in pink thongs and nothing else, with copius amounts of alcohol and MDMA. Confirmed acts to appear were The Scissor Sisters and forum member ChicoAzul performing a special mating ritual native to his homeland. Sadly none of this came to fruition as Mr.Kenwright didn't fully believe we were gay enough and thus we have been trying to prove otherwise ever since.
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Dear God. How could he possibly comprehend such a thing! B*stard.
 
it was probably the most monumental feck up in the history of monumental feck ups!! I still shed a silent tear whenever i drive past and dream of what might have been. Bill you tit!!
 
davek said:
It was the point when Kenwright first stabbed the club in the back by declining a plan that would have seen us in a state of the art stadium on a world heriage site just so he could retain his strangle hold on the club.
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How would a knew stadium challenge his leadership? Was there a catch for the money or something?
 
The Kings Dock was a leaked video from after the Royal Wedding, and is believed to show Kate getting 'filled like a Hercules in flight.'

Wavering around trying to 'connect.'

get it right in so there are no gaps.

Fill her up !!!


Oh sorry, that was 'The Royal Couple', the one you speak of is Bill screwing the Blues.
 
AusTekkaz said:
How would a knew stadium challenge his leadership? Was there a catch for the money or something?
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when it came time for billy bollocks to show the money it wasnt there his fellow board member said he would cough up the money but wanted certain things at the dock to come under his control food ect francises in return , bill thought better of it and sadly we missed out
 

edge said:
wonder whatever happenned to that ringfenced money, 30 million knocking about somewere?
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Agents fees Elstone reckons.

AusTekkaz said:
How would a knew stadium challenge his leadership? Was there a catch for the money or something?
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No, no catch - not for the club. But that wasn't enough for Kenwright - and what's good for Bill Kenwright goes at the end of the day.
 
tommye said:
it was probably the most monumental feck up in the history of monumental feck ups!! I still shed a silent tear whenever i drive past and dream of what might have been. Bill you tit!!
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Stayed at the Jurys hotel hotel last week overlooking the Echo arena and felt the same.
 
I blame the board who's decision it was to leave anfield ,without this monumental feck up,then we would be a one club city.
Imagine that, no red****e and a one club city.
 
So, is it reasonable to assume that Kenwright owns some of the Arena - being as he's much better at the theatre game than the football one!?
 

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