Katia Kouyate

[chicoazul]

A thread to discuss the evolution of Katia “Starlad” Kouyate into Everton’s first team.

Starlad just CRUSHED a Swiss second division team on their home soil. Let us revere him lads. Until next pre season when he will play poor for a half and then he’s finished.

 

[Fralahna]

Loved how he had the ball and casually strolled past someone like they weren't there

 

[lancs blue]

A thread to discuss the evolution of Katia “Starlad” Kouyate into Everton’s first team.

Starlad just CRUSHED a Swiss second division team on their home soil. Let us revere him lads. Until next pre season when he will play poor for a half and then he’s finished.

Is he another multi of yours by any chance?

On a serious note, he's an homeless kid, found outside the ground and offered a few euros to make up a team

 

[chicoazul]

Scores Everton’s opener of the season in the 94th minute first game with the scores locked at nil nil. Read it here first.

You’ll also read that he does his ACL in while backflipping for his goal celebration, and VAR will rule it out as he’s being carted off the field.

 

[Johnnytotal]

More drivel

 

[JLW]

Scores Everton’s opener of the season in the 94th minute first game with the scores locked at nil nil. Read it here first.

You’ll also read that he does his ACL in while backflipping for his goal celebration, and VAR will rule it out as he’s being carted off the field.

Kouyate ugly

 

[Osamabindiesel]

A thread to discuss the evolution of Katia “Starlad” Kouyate into Everton’s first team.

Starlad just CRUSHED a Swiss second division team on their home soil. Let us revere him lads. Until next pre season when he will play poor for a half and then he’s finished.

Who is this lad The Weeknd?

 

[Infernus]

Off to City for 300,000 quid

 

[chrismpw]

Scored a goal. Must be the next Messi.

*puts him on a pedal stool**

**yes I know .... IT crowd reference.

 

[mikel_88]

A thread to discuss the evolution of Katia “Starlad” Kouyate into Everton’s first team.

Starlad just CRUSHED a Swiss second division team on their home soil. Let us revere him lads. Until next pre season when he will play poor for a half and then he’s finished.

Always a kid who will impress the manager during pre season, the lads or whoever follows the u21 will have more info on him. Is a big chance for all the u21 with no new players in and some missing.

 

[lancs blue]

He's the kuoyote we need

 

[chicoazul]

More drivel

Katia “Starsex” Kouyate.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

A thread to discuss the evolution of Katia “Starlad” Kouyate into Everton’s first team.

Starlad just CRUSHED a Swiss second division team on their home soil. Let us revere him lads. Until next pre season when he will play poor for a half and then he’s finished.

Wasn’t overwhelmed by starting alongside a genuine world class star in Maupay either Chico laaaaar,that in itself is highly encouraging

 

[sw blue]

He put in some dodgy looking tackles, but grew in confidence after the goal.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Cough up the 2 quid a month or pipe down starting player threads.