Jonny Evans. Strongly linked by proper newspapers. Hmm.

[when i score we riot]

Nailed on to have a Heitinga-type of career curve at Everton. First season boss, second season scapegoat, third season barely playing, shipped out to somewhere awful at age 30.

 

[Elong]

Takes the heat off Cleverley, that's for sure.

Osman is safe from my wrath for a couple of weeks.

 

[Pat's Van]

Some Corinthian spirit right there

as I say, believe it or not

 

[Walken]

Nailed on to have a Heitinga-type of career curve at Everton. First season boss, second season scapegoat, third season barely playing, shipped out to somewhere awful at age 30.

wasn't he player of the year in his third season, we got some good football out of Jonny

 

[ilikecheese]

8 mil is peanuts in today's world. It's not 2008 yano.

 

[when i score we riot]

If it's a choice between paying 15m for Scott 'kopite scruff' Dann, £12m for Angelo 'casually jogs back' Ogbonna or £8m Jonny 'questionable injury record' Evans, I know who id take out of them.

Dann turns slower than fresh jam and has only been so impressive because palace camp on the 18 yard line and he's not had to run backwards at all. If he played a high line with us, it'd be like Alcaraz vs them lot in that awful Derby at the pit.

Ogbonna I don't know too much about but his effort seems questionable at times, and by all accounts he's overpriced at £12m. But he'll throw a clanger or two in over the coming season.

Evans, while arguably injury prone, can actually run and can pass a footy. Can defend a bit too. He also brings experience to a young team and a winning mentality, which is underrated.

Yeah, i'd be inclined to agree. Not sold on either of the first two, and all things considered i rate Evans. I just don't rate the jarg manyoo fans that think everyone who's not a legend is garbage. If we have managed to embrace Neville, Howard, Gibson and Cleverley we might as well welcome Evans with open arms, like. They all do a decent job.

 

[when i score we riot]

wasn't he player of the year in his third season, we got some good football out of Jonny

Yeah, might have skipped a season of getting aquainted to us somewhere in there, ha.

 

[Prevenger17]

Jonny Evans is injury-prone, the worst possible attribute a centre-half can have. Not a bad player, but I definitely have my reservations about this.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

I just cannot describe my current fume...SO FUMING!!!!

and the rest of GOT be all....?

 

[Raino85]

Evans 4th choice centre back at utd
Ogbonna 4th choice centre back at juventus

Evans knows the league would prefer him to some fella none of us had heard of a month ago

 

[larrygobfiend]

Anyone would think we're signing Alcaraz's nan.

 

[Moomin]

Jonny Evans is injury-prone, the worst possible attribute a centre-half can have. Not a bad player, but I definitely have my reservations about this.

Alleged rapist as well if I remember correctly.

 

[Prevenger17]

Anyone would think we're signing Alcaraz's nan.

Tbf, while I'm not exactly bowled over by Evans, he's a million times the player Alcaraz is. When viewed as such, it doesn't look like a terrible deal.

 

[Prevenger17]

Alleged rapist as well if I remember correctly.

DEFINITE rapist possibly

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Might not even happen....