Confirmed Signing Jesper Lindstrom

[Terrarian]

Keeps mentioning speed, so he's not slow then as has been mentioned. We need fast players so good stuff.

 

[bluestevon]

Comes across well in the interview like, definitely seems to be intent on making this a permanent deal for next season on what he's saying

 

[Bungle]

Tbf in his best bits video he looks absolute turbo turd.

Underwhelming signing.

Hope I’m wrong.

Oh aye here's lard chops to spout nonsense again, get back in the deep fryer knobhead.

Up the Danish speedster

 

[bluestevon]

Keeps mentioning speed, so he's not slow then as has been mentioned. We need fast players so good stuff.

Yup a player doesn't mention speed unless he posseses it in spades

 

[Harryflashman]

That'll be £30m plus add ons by the time it's morphed multiple times over. Be like James Rodriguez wages where he was here for 12 months, started on £80k, by the end people were trying to say he was on £250k.

HIGHER

 

[AaronTheBlue]

Find people being upset that hes a kopite thing a bit weird, its like people forget some of our biggest legends and icons / best players were kopites at first as well?

He's happy to be here and has a point to prove, who he supported as a kid doesn't matter one bit.

 

[Frenk]

Welcome our Viking Overlord!

 

[SuperTimCahill]

Welcome Kneppe-Jeppe!

 

[jazzy]

Wait until he scores a brace against Salford tomorrow after coming on for the last 10 minutes mate, you'll be windmilling all over the place.

I've been tracking this kid since he was 8 years old where his nickname was the milkman, as he always delivered...the bread.

2 footed, writes with his left hand but paints with his right hand. Can speak Danish, German, Italian, Scouse not English (grew up supporting the rs but that's because his dad's best mate was John Aldridge as they both had a love of pigeons). Great at picking a pass, poetry, physical, physics, P.E, Preston North End, has a shot on him, shot putt champion at his school, wand of a left foot, owns a Harry Potter wand and in his spare time collects garden gnomes whilst he claims his favourite comedian is Jasper Carrott.

All in all I'm 71% certain that by tomorrow afternoon you'll see and agree we've signed probably the greatest footballer since Simon Davies ti wear the famous royal blue jersey.

That's high praise indeed

 

[tommye]

Welcome to Everton Jesper.
I look forward to everyone turning on you by bommy night, apart from the few clingy fanboys who will forgive you everything.

Godspeed

 

[maccavennie]

Good interview that.

Looks very keen to impress

Hope it works

Really sharp in his response about how it didn't work out for him at Napoli, think that's hurt him that and I'd imagine make him double determined not to fail in 2 different leagues on the spin.

 

[Itchycoopark]

Looks a bit like jonjoe kenny, hope he plays better than him!

 

[toffeeblue9]

Good post...

 

[bullybeef]

Keeps mentioning speed, so he's not slow then as has been mentioned. We need fast players so good stuff.

You got the wrong kinda speed mate

 

[HKContractDave]

Good post...

Knowing us we'll probably flip it this season