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Player Valuation: £20m
They are without a doubt the worst fans in the country. In terms of sheer delusion (which they disguise as 'love'), they are the worst fans in the world. You just can't not laugh at them. Treated Madrid like a bunch of peasants in the lead up to the match and believed they had a divine right to win just like they did before the Sevilla match in the Europa League final. It didn't once enter their miniscule, collective brain that they were playing the back to back winners of each particular competition.
They finished fourth thanks to a last day league win, they haven't won a league title since Margaret Thatcher was prime minister, they have won 1 league Cup in 13 years thanks to a penalty shootout against a Championship team, they consistently have to rely on a single world class player to prop up a squad of absolute chumps and said world class player usually ends up leaving after a spell anyway. But they're such a big club aren't they?
Thank god I'm a blue.
They finished fourth thanks to a last day league win, they haven't won a league title since Margaret Thatcher was prime minister, they have won 1 league Cup in 13 years thanks to a penalty shootout against a Championship team, they consistently have to rely on a single world class player to prop up a squad of absolute chumps and said world class player usually ends up leaving after a spell anyway. But they're such a big club aren't they?
Thank god I'm a blue.