January Transfer Window 2026

[Mrtallywacker]

I don’t follow the redshysters and I don’t know much about Mo Salah apart from the fact he knows where the net is.

I would love it if Everton signed him and he started scoring for fun again and helped us get in the top 5 whilst they flounder.
I’m not even sure if/where he would fit in our team tbh. I’d just find it very funny.

Imagine the fume from The hills have eyes and all the other mutants.
It would be glorious my son.
The ultimate f you from Salad.

God bless.

 

[Bungle]

I expected a @Bungle collage of catfished forumites having been sassied by his wranglings.

I used to have various accounts on Faceparty and used it to get sad lonely fellas to send me codes to top up my phone, simpler times.

 

[Zatara]

It's different posters, SD. There's a constituency of "premier league proven" posters and a constituency of "develop talent for the future" posters. Neither have changed their minds, events just lead to one group or the other being more vocal. For example, @Zatara will always suggest young players from foreign leagues and @Eggs will always want premier league veterans. It's why they are always sniping at each other.

Actually for me a couple of things:

1: I'd typically prefer English young players over anyone from a foreign league

2: Happy to sign the likes of Tarkowski due to being good value

Eggs just posts whatever narrative supports Moyes no matter what it may be. If Moyes was playing Aznou and Dibling and they were doing well, he'd support that - if theyre not playing he'd support that.

Loves Doucoure, cant see the quality with KDH & Grealish.

Will be Franculino Dju and a right back

That would be ace.

If one good player per window could slot in we will be very hard to beat. Starting building from the back.

1 good player & a young highly rated prospect every Jan would be sensible. Summer needs more for now.

I’d like that, he looks very good but will
Moyes want another youngster with no prem experience. Moyes is a bit similar to dyche in that respect.
I didn’t want Moyes back, but fair play he’s doing well, but you wonder what’s the long game, we can’t let Moyes build a late 20’s squad and then walk away in 2/3yrs if he won’t play youngsters and is obsessed with prem experience, let’s have it right, Barry is only starting, because Beto is so bad.

Every single club after leaving the first time, went badly for him. I remember Irvine having to convince Moyes on players. Moyes stumbling into formations and finally using players.

All fine if he makes europe. If not then finger pointing.

Come on you can’t be serious, garner and Branthwaite prem regulars well before Moyes turned up. O’Brien has payed in the French league and Moyes is playing him out position, because he doesn’t fancy the Right backs we have, he’s picking Keane over him in his preferred position. IE more prem experience

And he’s got no history of developing young players

Spot on.

You should try stand up comedy mate, you would be good at it.

 

[Zatara]

Who are we thinking for RB in Jan?

I think @mccole may be the one who mentioned: https://www.transfermarkt.com/zakaria-el-ouahdi/profil/spieler/820474

also i completely randomly found this chap right before we were linked in the summer https://www.transfermarkt.com/omar-el-hilali/profil/spieler/822331

I see Oscar Mingueza is out of contract this summer https://www.transfermarkt.com/oscar-mingueza/profil/spieler/331505

Also Molina at Atletico is out of contract in 2027, perhaps he fancies a change https://www.transfermarkt.com/nahuel-molina/profil/spieler/424042

 

[Bebeto]

I'm sold. Moves a bit like Southampton/early Liverpool Mane

Too expensive for us unfortunately, and unlikely to move in January, perhaps in the summer. There will be bigger clubs after him preparing to pay a lot of money. No pl experience, but pl prices...so huge risk

 

[Bluepablo]

Soucek is out of favour at West Ham