January Transfer Thread 2020

[DrEFC]

Least he's fighting killer viruses!

 

[witchdoc187]

I always think if we sign someone half decent they'll get a bad injury anyway

 

[Ring master]

I always think if we sign someone half decent they'll get a bad injury anyway

I always think we will turn them into Rubbish

 

[Eggs]

If I was given control over Everton I could sort it out very quickly....VERY QUICKLY.

....even if it meant playing Championship next season. Dowell will be the fulcrum of the side.

 

[davek]

Talk me through the process Dave, im very interested in your thoughts.

Spoiler: Plot twist

Im not

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

 

[Ring master]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

Then you woke up

 

[neil999]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

What’s your office like?

 

[Eggs]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

...Ancelotti would have a thrombo if he thought transfers were down to him. His life and job are well boxed off, he doesn’t need transfers.

 

[davek]

What’s your office like?

Like Catterick's at Bellefield: a corner office that looks out over the training pitches where I can keep an eye on the Judas's.

 

[davek]

...Ancelotti would have a thrombo if he thought transfers were down to him. His life and job are well boxed off, he doesn’t need transfers.

I;d trust him to hand the task to his favourite agents.

 

[Eggs]

I;d trust him to hand the task to his favourite agents.

....I like delegation, i’m less keen on nepotism. His son is our fitness Director, I fear he’d employ his daughter in law as our transfer guru.

 

[MarcelsGoat]

I;d trust him to hand the task to his favourite agents.

So you would take control off a DoF with Evertons best interest at heart and give control to Vultures to pick at the bones of the club.

Very interesting take, but not as interesting as your plans to rebuild Goodison.

 

[Richard Alex]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

I agree with everything listed apart from Ferguson and Baines

 

[windymiller]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

Lol, and how many cows did you trade for the magic beans?

 

[DrEFC]

Oh dear.