January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Chimpy Glassman]

not me. im very confident we'll be jizzing all over the place soon

Loving your optimism. Hope we can get some five star quality in from left-field. Somewhere completely unexpected.
A Mirallas.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Well, 600 pages of kin nothing at all. Four days left. We sure are having a blast!

6 or 7 days left, right? Window closes Feb 2.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Loving your optimism. Hope we can get some five star quality in from left-field. Somewhere completely unexpected.
A Mirallas.

there will definitely be ins. we cant have -1 (eto) when going into europa and having to perform in PL too

 

[SerenityNigh]

*cough Deulofeu cough

You ok mate? Sounds like you caught deloflu. Get some rest.

 

[ijjysmith]

You ok mate? Sounds like you caught deloflu. Get some rest.

WHAAAAYYY

 

[AdamEFC]

Just seen Pato scrannin 20 nuggets in Edge Lane maccies.

*taps nose

Just took a picture of him running for the bus outside the maccies

 

[SerenityNigh]

Stand up David Henen.

He still in the taxi?

 

[ToffeeTownMilto]

not me. im very confident we'll be jizzing all over the place soon

Me too but I'm not sure it'll be because of transfers...

 

[TheFinnFan]

Me too but I'm not sure it'll be because of transfers...

why exactly?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Can't believe we spent a whole Mars bar on El Shaarawy.

Installments, I hear, as Pardew has not fully paid up yet.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Bizarro calculated that we have at least one half of a Twix left in the kitty, so could be a white-knuckle Summer for us.

Did he lick the icing out of the Oreo's and stick them back in the bag as well?

 

[Azza]

So this is going well then. lol

 

[AdamEFC]

Back to Pato watch, this picture emerged earlier of him at John Lennon Airport pretending he was a plane.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Won't be doing nowt til next season. His one bit of media output this season was a couple weeks ago to say 'I'm not ready yet'.

I have to confess to being really excited about him though. Just a gut feeling.

Me too, the worry about him seemed to be more his attitude than his ability and he appears to have settled well into the U21s and is regularly scoring goals including this good one last night (~30secs into video, Kenny also gives a very Scouse interview at the end!)
http://www.evertonfc.com/evertontv/archive/2015/01/27/everton-u21s-33-fulham-u21s

 

[Mark Pembridge]

Surely someone coming in