January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)
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TheBlueGibbon
Player Valuation: £40m
cf. Federico Macheda
Mogwai
The Hiphopopotamus Rhymenoceros
Never heard of him
But seriously this guy is quality..... A well kept secret......
Seriously why has noone signed this guy yet, he is absolutely amazing....and for a whole 21min YouTube montage...
Moriarty
Player Valuation: £225k
Never heard of him
But seriously this guy is quality..... A well kept secret......
2:05 is hilarious.
Never heard of him
But seriously this guy is quality..... A well kept secret......
Thinks back to Bilyaletdinov youtubes.. *cri* yeah he looks boss, but it's in a gash league or against gash international teams.
Mogwai
The Hiphopopotamus Rhymenoceros
Its exactly what we need
TheAlmightyFloater
Player Valuation: £30m
Never heard of him
But seriously this guy is quality..... A well kept secret......
That video made him look really quite good.
I can only imagine him pulling one of those fancy spins 5 minutes into his debut only to be snapped by a charlie adam tackle that ends his career.
Mogwai
The Hiphopopotamus Rhymenoceros
Nah he is way better, he has played well against decent teams such as Japan and Aust....albeit not the most diligent defender....but I would carry someone who can make those passes and hold the ball up like that, he is exactly what we are missing at the moment
Peter5875
Player Valuation: £950k
Here is a beaut, just off the "press"
Everton are interested in Corinthians striker Alexandre Pato.
SportItalia says Everton are in contact with Pato's representatives about a late winter market move to England.
Pato starred on-loan with Sao Paulo last season and has also been offered to QPR this month.
The former AC Milan striker is ready to return to Europe this year and is wanted by Everton as a replacement for Samuel Eto'o, who is due to sign with Sampdoria this week.
Everton are likely to favour setting up a six-month loan deal for Pato with the option to sign him permanently in June.
Everton are interested in Corinthians striker Alexandre Pato.
SportItalia says Everton are in contact with Pato's representatives about a late winter market move to England.
Pato starred on-loan with Sao Paulo last season and has also been offered to QPR this month.
The former AC Milan striker is ready to return to Europe this year and is wanted by Everton as a replacement for Samuel Eto'o, who is due to sign with Sampdoria this week.
Everton are likely to favour setting up a six-month loan deal for Pato with the option to sign him permanently in June.
Robertor
Has left the building
He's already denied it on Twitter. Don't believe what you read in papers. Ever.
KevMirallas
Player Valuation: £35m
Four good games at the Asian Cup a career does not make.
Would be completely outmuscled in the PL.
Would be completely outmuscled in the PL.
Mogwai
The Hiphopopotamus Rhymenoceros
He has been doing it for a while now....but I would take the gamble, wouldn't be expensive...David Silva isn't exactly out muscled is he
Januzaj is talented, Macheda is not
TheAlmightyFloater
Player Valuation: £30m
I once bought him on FM when I was managing Crewe. I feel qualified enough to call him average.
KevMirallas
Player Valuation: £35m
He's certainly been a class above in this tournament, but I don't see him as a player for England.
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