January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Phenom]

Yeah, but he ate everyone's last rolo though, do you see them on the shelves anymore? He ate the lot, and the factory and its workers.

I think you're getting Roly confused with Goat.

 

[DanB90]

My dyslexic mate reckons we're signing Ronaldo.
Is right!

 

[castlefordblue]

"We go with what we've got" - Bill Kenright 11:05pm 2/2/15

 

[germanblue]

There are not many rumors and if they are not exactly exciting.

N´Zogbia, Rolando, Cleverly. Really really disappointed..

6 days to go...

 

[BlueLlama]

"We go with what we've got" - Bill Kenright 11:05pm 2/2/15

Kone, McCarthy and Oviedo are like new signings - BK 11.06 pm 2/2/15

 

[Deleted member 24970]

There are not many rumors and if they are not exactly exciting.

N´Zogbia, Rolando, Cleverly. Really really disappointed..

6 days to go...

Followed by andy tate giving us his thoughts on Everton FC, Cleverleh, Bainseh, Koneh, Stoneseh & mcgeadeh. As for Marteenez, a monkey in a suit could do a better job.

 

[By god I'm blue]

Cleverley will be here in the summer, won't join in this window as it suits nobody.

We need a winger obviously if Peinaar is knackered or off and a centre back as we can't rely on Distin anymore and Alcaraz has been a waste of space. A winger and a centre back and that would do me in this window.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Lennon Moisander Marshall
Thanx

 

[Zatara]

welcome to the championship.

Lennon Moisander Marshall
Thanx

 

[BlueLlama]

Followed by andy tate giving us his thoughts on Everton FC, Cleverleh, Bainseh, Koneh, Stoneseh & mcgeadeh. As for Marteenez, a monkey in a suit could do a better job.

Bad racist you lad

 

[blulouie]

Lennon Moisander Marshall
Thanx

Lennon ? Good god man come to your senses.....other two are fine tho.

 

[Carlito]

I wish Martinez hadn't blown the next fifteen years' budget on Big Emile.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Pretty sure we're going to sign someone. We tried to sign Shaqiri before he went to Inter which shows that there is intent, and also money for a signing

...We didn't, we did what we normally do - and are VERY good at BTW - we expressed a last minute interest in a player thus appearing to be 'in' for him all along whilst just getting pipped. Poor us eh?

Again...

 

[ijjysmith]

Imagine we were trying to sign someone like Shaqiri.

'Oh hello, mr Bayern Munich, Everton here. We'd like to loan your lad Shaquiri. Can we have him?'

'No, Inter Milan are paying actual money for him lads'

'Actual what?'

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

 

[malfosse]

Rolando is a no from me, he would get called Rolo and it would remind us of the fat mess from Grange Hill.

Or Rollo, the first viking ruler of Normandy.