January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[CynicalBlue]

Deulofeu please.

 

[Fearthainn]

Nolito from Celta and Corluka please. Along with a good keeper.

Nolito is average at best and Corluka is a Spurs reject ffs.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Nolito from Celta and Corluka please. Along with a good keeper.

I'm a fan of both these players.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

We've thrown it away big time. Haven't got a hope of signing anyone good after today.

We could still draw in some good signings. Players jump at the chance to play in this league.

 

[Kurt.]

WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED ANYBODY YET FFS BOBBY FFS KENWRONG

 

[Fuleco]

What we need most of all this window is some fight and some confidence.

We should buy a lion.

Actually are there any rules about playing animals instead of men. Could be a massive pr stunt.

 

[TheFinnFan]

WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED ANYBODY YET FFS BOBBY FFS KENWRONG

YESSSSS WHYYYYY

 

[Kurt.]

YESSSSS WHYYYYY

HOLD ME FINNERS XXXX

 

[Dymak]

Do the teams we have played in the last 4 games have better players in those positions? There is always room for improvement, even at Chelsea and City. Right now the players aren't showing any heart or desire. We've got Eto'o ffs! He must look around and think wtf!

Yes, I think they have had better players to play in those positions. We don't have a left midfielder, Barry is last, and so are Distin and Alcaraz.

We need major improvement in playing personnel at centre back, central midfield and left wing.

 

[TheFinnFan]

HOLD ME FINNERS XXXX

CYBER HUGZ

WER GONNA WIN DA LIGUE

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Yes, I think they have had better players to play in those positions. We don't have a left midfielder, Barry is last, and so are Distin and Alcaraz.

We need major improvement in playing personnel at centre back, central midfield and left wing.

Could you name the players you think are better than ours from those teams. Begovic being the obvious one for me.

 

[Debaser]

I'd be happy with three new signings this January. A right winger, a central defender and a goalkeeper.

 

[Debaser]

I'd be happy with three new signings this January. A right winger, a central defender and a goalkeeper.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

We should buy a lion.

Actually are there any rules about playing animals instead of men. Could be a massive pr stunt.

We haven't got the medical staff to deal with it. Plus Besic would not doubt kill it anyway.

 

[Dymak]

Could you name the players you think are better than ours from those teams. Begovic being the obvious one for me.

Do I really need to do this?

We don't have a left winger, so that's an area which clearly needs improvement, and as those other sides had someone who can actually play left midfield, I would say they are far better equipped than us in that position.

Barry IS LAST. He is worse than Neville in his latter years, he is not the Barry of five years ago, the likes of Nzonzi are far better than Barry nowadays.

Distin and Alcaraz are last. Collicini and Shawcross are both far better, but since when did having slightly better centre backs than average mid-table sides become the required standard?

The idea that we don't need to strengthen is laughable. We are extremely weak in some of the most important parts of the pitch.