January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Typhoo Toffee]

I really, really want us to sign Milner after watching this.

Brilliant. How did the pair of them keep a straight face for so long lol

 

[Typhoo Toffee]

A few hqve mentioned karius but his wiki is very basic

That's a bit personal isn't it? How would you like someone pointing at you wiki and making comments like that? Honestly, at Christmas too.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Janujaj (?) on loan from a few sources this morning
I know nothing just proving I can read!

 

[Ashtonian]

So we are signing Janjuzai, Ayew, Adama traore And Delufleu so far.

Going well i'd say.

 

[1878doyle]

Shawcross + new goalie in( Lindagaard )
Distin, Barry, Osman, Howard, Hibbo, Pienaar, Eto'o, Jags maybe even Baines out. All over 30 .
Need to get the age of our team down that's why we've got no pace .

 

[Professor Toffee]

Shawcross + new goalie in( Lindagaard )
Distin, Barry, Osman, Howard, Hibbo, Pienaar, Eto'o, Jags maybe even Baines out. All over 30 .
Need to get the age of our team down that's why we've got no pace .

Nice to see my Shawcross rumour is still going all these months later

 

[ijjysmith]

So we are signing Janjuzai, Ayew, Adama traore And Delufleu so far.

Going well i'd say.

Deulofeu mate.

 

[maccavennie]

Keeper keeper keeper keeper keeper. Sign 5 of them and surely one will be sound and do the job.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Keeper keeper keeper keeper keeper. Sign 5 of them and surely one will be sound and do the job.

Lets give Big Nev a go, he mightn't have the same reflexes as before but his girth should keep a few out

 

[Ashtonian]

Deulofeu mate.

As i have said before, the minute i can spell his name right we are signing him permanently

 

[ijjysmith]

I really, really want us to sign Milner after watching this.

Oooh Dumpling Moulds

I lost it there.

 

[Professor Toffee]

As i have said before, the minute i can spell his name right we are signing him permanently

Ok then its time to learn the spelling, repeat after me . . . D E U L O F E U
Has he signed yet?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Brilliant. How did the pair of them keep a straight face for so long lol

Milner's acting is pretty good to be fair!

 

[Ashtonian]

Ok then its time to learn the spelling, repeat after me . . . D E U L O F E U
Has he signed yet?

haha i hope he is already putting his everton mug and flip flops in his travel bag for the next flight to john lennon airport.

Seriously though, would sign him perminalty in a heartbeat. I was very vocal about not wanting to loan him in and i stand by that, but for him to become our player i am happy with that.

I find the whole thing odd though. 12 months ago he was the next hot prospect of barcelona, now he is at the very least being rumored to be sold. Very odd indeed.

 

[Professor Toffee]

haha i hope he is already putting his everton mug and flip flops in his travel bag for the next flight to john lennon airport.

Seriously though, would sign him perminalty in a heartbeat. I was very vocal about not wanting to loan him in and i stand by that, but for him to become our player i am happy with that.

I find the whole thing odd though. 12 months ago he was the next hot prospect of barcelona, now he is at the very least being rumored to be sold. Very odd indeed.

I think he is a bit of a one trick pony, hes fast and direct but if that's it then Barca will move him on
However fast and direct pretty much meets the job description of what we need at the moment
If hes available hope Bobby agrees