2025/26 James Garner


Most of you didn’t want him a few months ago, yet same as any fat insecure slug, you’re now terrified he’s going to leave as you just can’t handle rejection can you, mate?

The same people who offered to drive Lukaku to Man Utd themselves as he made them feel insecure at not kissing the badge and wanting more than Everton. You’re disgusting slobs.
 
He's one of the most improved players, in the Premier league. Can play in various positions well. Like Alan Harper, in the 80's. No wonder clubs are after him now.
 

Newcastle, Man Utd, West Ham and Brighton right now

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If he can become just a league-average 1v1 defender at fullback, he'd be genuinely great there. His passing from that position is SO good - that little bit more time on the ball and not needing to turn into space seems to have totally unlocked his passing range.

He gets beaten on the dribble so much currently though - if that can get worked on well, it would be a great outcome.
 

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