I've just seen Carragher, Benitez &Gerrard

[GrandOldTeam]

Just been talking past Anfield cemetery. I looked over the wall and there was Benitez, Sammy Lee, Gerrard and Carragher, wandering around aimlessly carrying a coffin between them. Intrigued, I shouted "whats wrong lads?" - to which Benitez replied "somehow, between us... we've lost the plot"

 

[TsarDiniyar]

 

[GrandOldTeam]

 

[Number_25]

Quite good really.

 

[Kirsten]

I'll be honest, that was awful

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I'll revert back to the tried and tested one to save me.

Two goldfish are in a tank right............

One turns and says to the other....

"So how the [Poor language removed] do you drive this thing?"





No? - Suppose you need to say that one for it to work

 

[Kirsten]

I'll revert back to the tried and tested one to save me.

Two goldfish are in a tank right............

One turns and says to the other....

"So how the [Poor language removed] do you drive this thing?"





No? - Suppose you need to say that one for it to work

That one's well better

 

[Goat]

WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who died? Why where they in the cemetary? Which 1 was carrying the goldfish? And who the feck was driving the tank?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

That one's well better

For some reason, the ladies always love that joke...

 

[Dom1878]

Just been talking past Anfield cemetery. I looked over the wall and there was Benitez, Sammy Lee, Gerrard and Carragher, wandering around aimlessly carrying a coffin between them. Intrigued, I shouted "whats wrong lads?" - to which Benitez replied "somehow, between us... we've lost the plot"

For the first one:

I'll revert back to the tried and tested one to save me.

Two goldfish are in a tank right............

One turns and says to the other....

"So how the [Poor language removed] do you drive this thing?"





No? - Suppose you need to say that one for it to work

For the second one:

 

[Number_25]

 

[GrandOldTeam]

For the first one:

For the second one:

Dont do that to Cal, he goes all defensive and says your picking on him.

 

[Bainsey]

I dont get the second one :/

Arnt they blind or something?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I dont get the second one :/

Arnt they blind or something?

 

[Bainsey]

hes quite cute tbf.