Its not fair

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So the kids like the new Lilly Allen song, whenever its on the radio they sing along, I have the Jedi mind trick of being able to switch of, because mainly im driving, so havent paid it any notice. Today I listened to the song, my god what a dirt!!!! I would make the biatch scream.

It's Not Fair Lyrics

oh he treats me with respect he says he loves me all the time
he calls me fifteen times a day he likes to make sure that I'm fine
you know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure
hes not like all them other boys they're all so dumb and immature

there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take

well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe your the one for me




there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over


it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take



YouTube - Lily Allen - Not Fair [Official Video]
 

So the kids like the new Lilly Allen song, whenever its on the radio they sing along, I have the Jedi mind trick of being able to switch of, because mainly im driving, so havent paid it any notice. Today I listened to the song, my god what a dirt!!!! I would make the biatch scream.

It's Not Fair Lyrics

oh he treats me with respect he says he loves me all the time
he calls me fifteen times a day he likes to make sure that I'm fine
you know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure
hes not like all them other boys they're all so dumb and immature

there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take

well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe your the one for me




there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over


it's not fair and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean

oh your supposed to care but you never make me scream
you never make me scream

oh it's not fair and it's really not ok
it's really not ok
it's really not ok

oh your supposed to care but all you do is take
all you do is take



YouTube - Lily Allen - Not Fair [Official Video]

******* triple nipple ****!
 

She's trying to act all that. Its common over confidence is the modern XX chromosome type. To counter-act it I suggest:

1 - Flirt with her best mate, or preferably the mate that she mentions is a bit loose.
2 - Make an comment that your last girlfriend was a size eight. Or suggest that she joins the gym with you.
3 - Get her drunk and do obscene things to her. Things that would make her feel a little disgraced in the morning.

Don't thank me.
 
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