It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to .....

[msb]

According to the blues, it's my birthday and I have changed my name to Sarah. Got a lovely email off the club wishing me all the best.

For those in any doubt, I have not changed my name and it is not my birthday. However, I suspect I might be crying with embarrassment later today.

The marketing department is very much like our defence - always in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong message and I keep wishing that they would get better - but all to no avail.

http://view.emails.evertonfc.com/?q...25d09fb0915aa14e498b77ae5ca48e317cc58dd094acc

 

[Parker]

According to the blues, it's my birthday and I have changed my name to Sarah. Got a lovely email off the club wishing me all the best.

For those in any doubt, I have not changed my name and it is not my birthday. However, I suspect I might be crying with embarrassment later today.

The marketing department is very much like our defence - always in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong message and I keep wishing that they would get better - but all to no avail.

I didn't expect to be getting called Sarah by Niasse today if I'm honest.

 

[anton66]

Thought you were called Shirley.

 

[canuckblue]

According to the blues, it's my birthday and I have changed my name to Sarah. Got a lovely email off the club wishing me all the best.

For those in any doubt, I have not changed my name and it is not my birthday. However, I suspect I might be crying with embarrassment later today.

The marketing department is very much like our defence - always in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong message and I keep wishing that they would get better - but all to no avail.

http://view.emails.evertonfc.com/?q...25d09fb0915aa14e498b77ae5ca48e317cc58dd094acc

Is the gender still the same at least?

 

[klingklang]

I received one today too, 10 months early ! Although they at least got my name right.

 

[dockroad]

I got the same .My correct name on the email but Sarah on the video. My actual birthday is 4th July for those who want to bu=y me drinks.

 

[Wayno]

My missus gave me the eyes and asked “who’s Sarah”

Nice one Everton

 

[Lob]

Yup i am Sarah today too and my Birthday is months away. They even sent one to my Dad who passed away 4 years ago sadly. What are Everton like eh. So amateur in everything they do on and off the pitch.

 

[Eggs]

...happy birthday, Sarah.

 

[MACCA75]

I got one too!

 

[Tubey]

Haha it wasn't just me then...

Club is incompetent from top to bottom...

EDIT: They got my name right though strangely.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Haha it wasn't just me then...

Club is incompetent from top to bottom...

EDIT: They got my name right though strangely.

Try clicking the video, Sarah.

 

[onlyme]

Got one too 8 months early, maybe get my prezzie tonight. Off to celebrate my Everton birthday.... Truth is it's a prerequisite for me to be pissed before I watch this gutless bunch of prima Donna's.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Haha so did I!

 

[onlyme]

And who said that being an Evertonian will put years on you....