Is David Pleat senile ?

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BadWool76

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I genuinely think we are witnessing a public crumbling of a mans mind whilst a football game is being played . Pleats commentary wouldnt be out of place at darts and dominoes hour at the local day care centre. I shall choose to remember him gleefully skipping across the Maine Road turf in patent leather brogues as he celebrated Luton staying up . David youve offically lost it .
 

i choose to remember him as a bloke who cruises red light areas in his car looking to pick up women of the night. at least he appears to have some kind of personality that way as opposed to the boring tw@ he comes across as.
 
I genuinely think we are witnessing a public crumbling of a mans mind whilst a football game is being played . Pleats commentary wouldnt be out of place at darts and dominoes hour at the local day care centre. I shall choose to remember him gleefully skipping across the Maine Road turf in patent leather brogues as he celebrated Luton staying up . David youve offically lost it .

I agree that he's a ******* plank, but what example tonight?
 
I agree that he's a ******* plank, but what example tonight?

Where do I start ..............pleat seems to think that touching someone amounts to a penalty . Under no circumstances are you to use your arms for leverage when you attempt to head the ball . In Pleats world this would see you recieve a straight red . Felly dont bother sending ol Davo a Christmas card .

Pleat sees a certain red card where other people see a fit blond and great t**s
 

Where do I start ..............pleat seems to think that touching someone amounts to a penalty . Under no circumstances are you to use your arms for leverage when you attempt to head the ball . In Pleats world this would see you recieve a straight red . Felly dont bother sending ol Davo a Christmas card .

Pleat sees a certain red card where other people see a fit blond and great t**s

Yeah, I also felt his comments about Drogba going down and not following it up with ******* cheating ****.

But that's why he's on the channel that brings you world class storylines from some made up Manc town.
 
I dont mind Andy Townsend . But he reminds of someone we all know . Steady , respectable , polite , well mannered and careful not to be too contriversial . But you know if you both got caught smuggling 10 keys of beak into Burma he would grass you up on the grounds that he has a family and " has never took drugs in his life " and you made him do it .
 

i choose to remember him as a bloke who cruises red light areas in his car looking to pick up women of the night. at least he appears to have some kind of personality that way as opposed to the boring tw@ he comes across as.


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Add premature dementia
 
I genuinely think we are witnessing a public crumbling of a mans mind whilst a football game is being played . Pleats commentary wouldnt be out of place at darts and dominoes hour at the local day care centre. I shall choose to remember him gleefully skipping across the Maine Road turf in patent leather brogues as he celebrated Luton staying up . David youve offically lost it .

Anyone who pronounces Benayoun Ben-a-ba-youn, is clearly senile. Pleat lost the plot a long time back but he is in good company on itv with the remaining clowns they have on offer.
 
I dont know about senile , but hes defo a kerb-crawler . Hes barred from Netherfield Rd !!!
Plus , that cream suit , snide shoes combo , circa Man City-Luton game , will be his epitaph . That , and his Douglas Hurd ice-cream hair ( Spitting Image , for the kids ) . No wonder he was kerb-crawling !!
 
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