In work today, yes, sad I know

[bigbadjeff]

Someone announced that the printer had stopped working. Without lifting my head I said, " have you tried switching it off and then on again, if that fails throw some sawdust at it " I was met with blank stares. They left the office so I turned it off and then switched it on again, hey presto it is now working.. GOT, the nations saviour.

 

[orly]

Someone announced that the printer had stopped working. Without lifting my head I said, " have you tried switching it off and then on again, if that fails throw some sawdust at it " I was met with blank stares. They left the office so I turned it off and then switched it on again, hey presto it is now working.. GOT, the nations saviour.

Merry Christmas Ebenezer lad

 

[bigbadjeff]

Merry Christmas Ebenezer lad

Wage slave my friend, but can retire on a full pension in 10.5 months.

 

[Prevenger17]

Meh, I worked loads of Christmas days before, triple the money for half the work.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Christmas as a chef was decent considering we had to work. Knew that everyone was in so we were overmanned and drinking. Two sittings bush bosh bash and home by 3.

 

[magicjuan]

Wage slave my friend, but can retire on a full pension in 10.5 months.

Are you 92?

 

[Milk]

Today was the same as yesterday & tomorrow will be the same as today and so on.
The girls need relief

 

[rascal]

Christmas Day and Boxing Day is a time for my bumhole to heal.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Christmas Day and Boxing Day is a time for my bumhole to heal.

Wow, tough job

 

[tommye]

Christmas Day and Boxing Day is a time for my bumhole to heal.

You not enjoy the fistivities?

 

[tommye]

Someone has to keep the country ticking over.


You're welcome everyone.

 

[tsubaki]

Meh, I worked loads of Christmas days before, triple the money for half the work.

five bank holidays in a week (edit: eight days) this year for some of us

still not as good as 1999 when there were seven, but still

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Still banning people today.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Still banning people today.

Who's gone Bruce?

It can be like a 2016 honours list.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Who's gone Bruce?

It can be like a 2016 honours list.

Only spammers. Not completely heartless, although Zat was close for his anti-dog tirade.