In a Different World

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If they weren't any good at playing football (quiet at the back), what job would they have ?

Primary school teacher, meeting his pupils for the first time.

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Baines - A&R man
Davies - holiday rep
Coleman - fruit and veg market trader
Walcott - men's hair and grooming salon
..........
 

Bainsey: an indie music/movie reviewer
Capt Jags: a chidren’s TV/ pantomime actor eg Captain Feathersword from The Wiggles.
Tubby Ashley: something in the food industry.
 
...I reckon Besic is a spy and football is just a cover.

Ashley Williams - nightclub bouncer.

I don’t wish to be unkind, but I doubt we’d see Ross Barkley on University Challenge.
 
If they weren't any good at playing football (quiet at the back), what job would they have ?

Primary school teacher, meeting his pupils for the first time.

1200px-FIFA_WC-qualification_2014_-_Austria_vs_Ireland_2013-09-10_-_Seamus_Coleman_02.jpg
He would be in prison for GBH.

Remember a few years back someone scored and started celebrating and completely ignored Coleman. Coleman started shouting at him and looked like he was about to punch him in the face. Cahill had to hold him back.
 

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