If GOT owned Everton.

[Boss_Blue]

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@Whistlin' Dixie in charge of overseas engagement

No lad.

PERSONALLY responsible for overseas engagement.

 

[dublinbluenose]

@TheFinnFan trump administration liason

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'll be the construction manager in charge of the cladding and blame the architect for the slow progress.

 

[silent bob]

@Woolly Blue Youth Development.

 

[kev]

@chicoazul in charge of missing persons

 

[kev]

Just for God's sake don't let @MoutsGoat near the catering.

 

[ijjysmith]

I don't understand this, but I'm assuming you're flirting?

I quite fancy taking on the youth team. You get me?

Oh crikey.

 

[BlueLlama]

@The Mighty Quint to run the older children's crèche- he loves the big boys playground

 

[DrEFC]

I volunteer to be the players wives' personal doctor.

 

[DanEFC92]

The clique would get cushy boardroom positions.

 

[Zezti]

I'd volunteer to be quality assurance tester for food and drink...

 

[Huyton Layne]

I want to be in charge of the PA system. I'll choke anyone that tries to play blue da ba dee da ba da.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

@Whistlin' Dixie head of security!

 

[kev]

@l4toffee out of town supporters liason officer.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'd think we would need to rename the forum as it wouldn't be a grand old team for long.

Bitterness over managers (current and former) would scupper any chances of winning as Everton free fall out of the league altogether.

On the plus side least we could hire back Martinez as we would have sunk to his level....

What? Too soon??