I secretly fancy..

Allezfan · March 5, 2013

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Most of you ugly fat ****s don't mount clunge of this quality ever, lol at you making out these birds would be fortunate to get your 2 minutes of disappointment

Whoah, where did that come from, lad?

Baines' left foot · March 5, 2013

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Most of you ugly fat ****s don't mount clunge of this quality ever, lol at you making out these birds would be fortunate to get your 2 minutes of disappointment

I'll have you know I've been scouted by modelling companies in the past.

Twice.

Yeah.

heatmeiser · March 5, 2013

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Most of you ugly fat ****s don't mount clunge of this quality ever, lol at you making out these birds would be fortunate to get your 2 minutes of disappointment

Foot Long Hot Dog · March 5, 2013

Hibbosculturedrightboot said:
Yer Mar never moans though lad. Glad I have some uses.

She's been under a rose bush for 25 years lad so well done there like

Foot Long Hot Dog · March 5, 2013

Artetafan said:
Whoah, where did that come from, lad?

My heart, I was offended by the crass sexism being exhibited here

#muntershavefeelingstoo

bluejock · March 5, 2013

Hibbosculturedrightboot said:
You are degenerate and depraved though

Can I use this on my CV?

Hibbosculturedrightboot · March 5, 2013

bluejock said:
Can I use this on my CV?

Be my guest!

FTY · March 5, 2013

Apostolos Vellios.

Allezfan · March 5, 2013

FeedtheYank said:
Apostolos Vellios.

No reason at all for that to be secret. Everyone does.

bluejock · March 5, 2013

Hibbosculturedrightboot said:
Be my guest!

It's now my user title.

Reminds me of Frank.

Miss you homes x

Muggins · March 5, 2013

Chill chill chill.

Dell Boy · March 6, 2013

To add to my list two BBC news presenters Susanna Reid and Sophie Raworth. And the actresses Zoë Telford and Belinda Stewart-Wilson (Will's mum from The Inbetweeners).

God I'm getting old to fancy that lot!

ijjysmith · March 6, 2013

Bigmaclad said:
Evanna Lynch, no idea why, she's weirdly attractive:

Is this the weird lass from Harry Potter, who I though he was going to end up smashing with his wand, but he ended up with the ginger lass, who wasn't as good, and in fact was a bit weird, he should have stuck with the weird girl who was obviously gagging for it, and how Ron ended up with Hermione i'll never know, gives hope to gingers everywhere that?