I am Jock, AMA

[Kurt.]

there is no point. it is a plague

^^^^ is right mate xx

 

[Phenom]

Jock,

I'm working in a tesco an have gone to the canteen to watch tonight's football. There are currently a couple of youngsters flicking their way through the music channels.

Do I ask politely to put the footie on or do I just tell them to **** off?

I'm favouring the latter at the moment.

 

[Kurt.]

Jock,

I'm working in a tesco an have gone to the canteen to watch tonight's football. There are currently a couple of youngsters flicking their way through the music channels.

Do I ask politely to put the footie on or do I just tell them to **** off?

I'm favouring the latter at the moment.

isnt the footy on sky mate ?

 

[Phenom]

isnt the footy on sky mate ?

Yes most tesco canteens have sky hd its boss we don't miss a game.

Until these bastards turned up that is.

 

[Kurt.]

Yes most tesco canteens have sky hd its boss we don't miss a game.

Until these bastards turned up that is.

excellent.......... i wanna work in tesco..............

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Seeing as no one else looks like doing one, and I enjoyed Goat's one, have at it GOTers

Are you loaded?

 

[bluejock]

Are you loaded?

No mate, I pay a sh*t load for rent and council tax but once I move in the summer I'll be saving an extra wallop so I'll be pretty comfortable.

I work bloody hard for it mind.

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock,

me again..

If finnfan had fins would finn fan be a fan of fins or a fan of finn fan ,,, also if I was a fan of finnfan and finnfan had fins would I be a fan of finnfans finns or a fan of finnfan or would I just be a bad tit....thanks for listening.

All Finns are fans of Finn Fan. All fans are fans of Finns. However, if Finn had fins, he'd be a Finnish fan of Finns with fins.

 

[bluejock]

Jock,

I'm working in a tesco an have gone to the canteen to watch tonight's football. There are currently a couple of youngsters flicking their way through the music channels.

Do I ask politely to put the footie on or do I just tell them to **** off?

I'm favouring the latter at the moment.

Ask politely but be prepared to cause aggro over it.

 

[Raymondo077]

Have you ever killed a man Jock?









Too much?

 

[bluejock]

Have you ever killed a man Jock?









Too much?

Not yet.

 

[Phenom]

Not yet.

I just did.

He wouldn't give me the remote ffs!

 

[Kurt.]

All Finns are fans of Finn Fan. All fans are fans of Finns. However, if Finn had fins, he'd be a Finnish fan of Finns with fins.

you are blessed with the wisdom of two owls xx

 

[bluejock]

I just did.

He wouldn't give me the remote ffs!

Good lad.

Take no prisoners.

 

[peteblue]

An amalgamation of GOT's brightest minds from outwith the city walls.

The city doesn't have walls.........