I'm bored and desperate for attention enough to try one of these.
Ask me anything.
Ask me anything.
Are you still a fan of Arteta?
How man species were living in your beard at the height of it's bushyness?
Everything.
Also, friend or foe?
I can't say for sure but I'm pretty sure they'd developed a lose democratic alliance
Foe, defo.
Does time heal all wounds? Or should I consider bonjela?
Can I have your pin number?
Would you consider re-growing your beard for charity and/or my personal pleasure?
If you could be any homosexual in the world, other than yourself, who would you be?
Who is your favourite poster?
Who is your least favourite post, and why are they such a bulb?
Cats or dogs?
Top or bottom?