How will you deal with the coming global bacon shortage?

[Moomin]

If things get too bad, we could eat the veggies.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I shall eat Gammon instead, or a bit of Bavarian Speck.

 

[Username]

I eat lots of bacon and i'm disapointed at this news.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Pig rustling!

I have cased at least 3 local small-holdings, and they have some fine porkers there. What Bacon shortage - Pah!

*Rummages in garage for balaclava and pig-whip

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

If anyone can get me some good bacon over here I'll shake his hamd

 

[chicoazul]

If anyone can get me some good bacon over here I'll shake his hamd

Agreed. A huge black mark on the US of A is their horrendous bacon. Sort it lids.

 

[Username]

Agreed. A huge black mark on the US of A is their horrendous bacon. Sort it lids.

Is it true they only serve streaky bacon? I had a yank mate stay at mine whilst he was based in the UK with the US Army and when i made him a bacon on he was like dude what the heck is that?

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

i'd say bacon like a jamaican over and over till somebody killed a pig. beer can, beer can, beer can...