How will you deal with the coming global bacon shortage?

[Hilga]

?????

 

[Azzurri]

I won't.

 

[Phenom]

Hilgs you're really struggling these days.

*lurks

 

[bluejock]

WHAT THE F*CKING [Poor language removed]? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAVESTY?

 

[chicoazul]

Turkey Rashers H-lid. You tried them? She put me onto them as a healthier option and they're sound. Bit pricey like but when it comes down to getting your bacon fix it's a good methadone. Obviously the sensible option is to sausage and egg it up (brown sauce mandatory) til this whole crazy thing blows over.

 

[somuchfun]

Might get a summer pig. Always loved the thought.

 

[carlos21]

WHAT THE F*CKING [Poor language removed]? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAVESTY?

ha jock kid

 

[Moomin]

I'm going to eat the pigs on Towie.

 

[carlos21]

Might get a summer pig. Always loved the thought.

hi somuchfun how are you today

 

[carlos21]

I'm going to eat the pigs on Towie.

funny you mate

 

[somuchfun]

hi somuchfun how are you today

Cheers Carls, fine. Just stuffing my face and waiting for the footy setting myself up for the mood.

 

[carlos21]

Cheers Carls, fine. Just stuffing my face and waiting for the footy setting myself up for the mood.

nice mate

 

[toffeejack]

wtf is this? i've had bacon 4 days in a row, 'koff shortage

 

[Hilga]

Hilgs you're really struggling these days.

*lurks

 

[carlos21]

hi hilga how are you today