How to cure a cold

[Kiwi]

Good luck lifting that head to get an extra pillow under it

I once saw a documentary about a man who was so morbidly obese that he had to use a crane to get out of bed.
It'd be just like that.

 

[jaycee]

Prays its not a head cold

 

[Moomin]

Kurt Cobain treatment, he never suffered from a cold ever again.

100 success rate.

 

[Elong]

Kurt Cobain treatment, he never suffered from a cold ever again.

100 success rate.

To get the same result you'd need a bloody nuclear warhead.

 

[Blue 1]

Hot whiskey with lemon & cloves.

Failing that, heroin.

 

[Kiwi]

Has anyone suggested asking the "medical experts" on a football forum? I reckon that's a dead sound idea

 

[larrygobfiend]

To prevent future bouts of flu; bite your finger nails, roll around in crap and eat your snot to build up a super immune system.

 

[deipnosophist]

MRSA thanks you for your diligent efforts to overmedicate the world.

...epidemiology my friend...epidemiology*

PS : and I appreciate this is your domain of expertise. It been many years since I played in the medical/pharmacological sandpit.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

He has blood on his hands for all that napalm, you all do you horrors.

And they still beat you.

He's English, not American. Although England can be blamed for just about everything wrong with the world so I'll have him apologize for good measure.

 

[deipnosophist]

Honey, lemon, cinnamon, hot water. Can add whisky or rum, I use drambuie. Lemon breaks down mucus, honey is an anti septic. Cinnamon- in the big flu epidemic in the early 20 century a region of cinnamon production in china reported no deaths, 20m were killed globally. It works. Add paracetamol if you're a girl

...or a bloke who understands pharmacology

 

[rascal]

Be arsed reading 7 pages of this, but has anyone suggested 'man up' yet?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Take to your bed and find comfort in the bosom of your woman

 

[Yorkie]

Be arsed reading 7 pages of this, but has anyone suggested 'man up' yet?

90% of posts so far mate

 

[SerenityNigh]

...epidemiology my friend...epidemiology*

PS : and I appreciate this is your domain of expertise. It been many years since I played in the medical/pharmacological sandpit.

Not my domain, but my bad advice knows no bounds so fire away with you medical questions and let Dr Nigh prescribe your solutions.

 

[degsy]

Or at least alleviate it.

Go head. Already snorted sawdust before you throw it in.

alcohol - take in decent amounts for 7 days and you'll find your cold has gone
or
Just wait the 7 days, but the alcohol seems to help.