How old is too old?

[Jamo Martinez]

when I was 23 I slotted a 52 year old.

She was not pretty, she had the physique of skelator.

I slotted a couple myself when I was in my early and mid 20s. But I felt a bit guilty afterwards. To be fair I was pissed and Not getting much at the time and they were not women I'd have hoped for*.

That's why when a mate asked me years ago 'would you' about a girl who wasn't much of a looker I said 'yes, I would' as I'd been with worse looking girls. I qualified it by saying 'if you're asking me would I want to then the answer is no'.


*I'm sure I was not their fantasy boy either by the way. Not trying to imply I'm anything special.

 

[toffeejack]

2 of my 3 exs have had a kid, the other might have had one as well. must be something to do with me, when i'm gone, they're lonely and need company, i dunno. this makes me a MIHFBTHAK

Mum i have fuched before they had a kid

 

[Blue 1]

"I stuff nearly-dead beavers like a taxidermist":

[video=youtube;9Q45tzvyFoc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q45tzvyFoc[/video]

 

[tonka1878]

It's okay mate. Looking just 35 in Scotland is no mean feat.

Neither is reaching 35.

Most Scot's I've met are born looking 35!

I lost my cherry at 17 to a woman who was at least 20yrs older than me and looked twice that. It wasn't my proudest moment but hey-ho.