How many sexual partners have you had?

[Summerskin]

Lolz. I'm so happy I don't have a foreskin ffs. They are utterly foul.

Tastes good though mate! Tangy!

 

[AndyGray]

Like a tiny part of you feel like you'd slain a mighty beast?

You might be over-thinking this...

 

[EFCNIK]

Tastes good though mate! Tangy!

Hahahaha! BEAST.

 

[Blue 1]

Don't get why some men get so hung up about women's periods. Yeah, it's pretty unpleasant, but it's not like discussing smegma build up. Smegma build up under the hood only happens if you're a bad soapdodger. Girls can't help their bleeding.

Nothing wrong with a bit of bloodsport anyway.

 

[AndyGray]

Too right son, your obviously huge raft must've made quite the impression on her f*cking liver or something...

Or she might have had some kind of ulcer

 

[Roztitute]

Hahaha.

The first time I saw a puddle of blood on my midriff and smeared on my bellend I had possibly the most horrifying 5 seconds of my life. She had only just come on so we didn't realise at first what had happened.

Scary.

Hahahah had this moment before.

 

[EFCNIK]

Get circumsized ffs. I don't have to wash my bellend for weeks on end lads.

OH YEAAAAAAAAH.

 

[Roztitute]

Get circumsized ffs. I don't have to wash my bellend for weeks on end lads.

OH YEAAAAAAAAH.

Does your dick look weird?

 

[EFCNIK]

Does your dick look weird?

It's gone a little bit green but that's it mate.

 

[Cena]

I have it on good authority birds prefer circumsized bell-ends, it feels better for them, which is why I hate that im not

 

[EFCNIK]

I have it on good authority birds prefer circumsized bell-ends, it feels better for them, which is why I hate that im not

I've heard that too, but I'm quite **** at sex so I nullify my own good points.

 

[Deloodid]

I've heard that too, but I'm quite **** at sex so I nullify my own good points.

Birds are not arsed about that, they like no skin cos most lads dont clean there bellends proper and they have to suck it.

 

[Cena]

I've heard that too, but I'm quite **** at sex so I nullify my own good points.

This is gonna sound arrogant on LeBlacCoq levels, but i'm boss at it, yet I still got moaned at for having foreskin

 

[EFCNIK]

Birds are not arsed about that, they like no skin cos most lads dont clean there bellends proper and they have to suck it.

D3l00d3d.

 

[Nails]

I have it on good authority birds prefer circumsized bell-ends, it feels better for them, which is why I hate that im not

I'm pretty sure that, as long as a penis isn't really small or funny looking, they tend to not give a ****.

Maybe circumsized blokes have been told for so long that clipped dicks are better, so they are so confident in their tackle that they just punish birds?