Household items that also describe Everton players past and present

[Andy McGurk]

Don't know if there is a similar thread to this but what things around the house or in public describe something else but also somehow describe Everton players.

I'll start, I saw this as I bought bog roll and it describes the current squad

 

[coollino]

Oh yes here we go

 

[DanEFC92]

Toilet duck - all of them

 

[hktoffee]

Flash in the pan.

 

[Bob Elstone]

Ash tray on a motorbike = Tom davies

 

[Tipp blue]

I think Everton could be best compared to Peter Griffin's breakfast making machine.

 

[orly]

Genuinely love this thread as an idea @Andy McGurk

 

[Andy McGurk]

I think Everton could be best compared to Peter Griffin's breakfast making machine.

"What's the point of passing back? All it does is shoot you! Doesn't play football at all!"

 

[Simon Buttle]

Everton style of play = The Dogs Dinner

 

[Bluebonic]

If @davek doesn’t post a picture of some cones, I will be genuinely upset!

 

[davek]

Delph.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Big thick dildo sums up our current squad.

 

[chrissyjack]

 

[Moomin]

Our midfield.

 

[Joey66]

A player from the past - how much would a player like Alan Ball cost now - his nickname Ball of fire -