Holidays from hell!

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larrygobfiend

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Anybody had a particularly gash holiday experience?

I remember going to Playa de las Americas in Tenerife and it was hell on Earth.

The hotel we stayed at was grotty, I got started on constantly by all manor of inbred Brits abroad, got robbed by a 'looky looky man' and the place in general was a run down, crap smelling hovel that made Rhyl look like Centre Parks.

The place needs condemning.

The biggest club there was called 'TRAMPS' ffs.
 

I must say Kusadasi in Turkey was an absolute dump. The locals were absolute a$$holes as well. Over 15 years ago and I'll never go back to Turkey because of it

I went there a couple of years ago and though it was boss. You're right about the locals though, bad a$$holes.
 
I'm off to North Korea in 10 days so depending on my behaviour it might turn into the holiday from hell.
 
Playa in Tenerife is awesome. It's horrible. But awesome.

I love the rest of Tenerife as well. Haven't really had a holiday from hell yet but I'm sure as I get older all the things I look for will soon become a hellish idea.
 

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